She didn't pipe up the first time I sent her one the first time ... like, ten weeks ago.
But she did when I did yesterday morning. Why are you sending this, I have to delete you, this is inappropriate, I am offended, I am over the eggplant emoji ... (wanking motion).
Hey, I thought she was cool with it, I really was. But dammit, if you keep showing your rock-hard abs and your belly button piercing whenever you're poolside or after you work out ... I mean, why can't I tell you I get aroused? Don't be fuckin' offended. In fact, you should take it as a compliment!
Man, I'm scared this is coming back on me. I think I need to try again to make a burner e-mail for Facebook so I can perv out while staying anonymous. Meanwhile I'm scared this woman is going to come after me, or have her man come after me.
Wish I could be a pervert in peace. But that ain't happenin'.
Maybe I should stop, but ... shit, man, stopping this shit that makes me happy ain't me. Right, Chris?
But she did when I did yesterday morning. Why are you sending this, I have to delete you, this is inappropriate, I am offended, I am over the eggplant emoji ... (wanking motion).
Hey, I thought she was cool with it, I really was. But dammit, if you keep showing your rock-hard abs and your belly button piercing whenever you're poolside or after you work out ... I mean, why can't I tell you I get aroused? Don't be fuckin' offended. In fact, you should take it as a compliment!
Man, I'm scared this is coming back on me. I think I need to try again to make a burner e-mail for Facebook so I can perv out while staying anonymous. Meanwhile I'm scared this woman is going to come after me, or have her man come after me.
Wish I could be a pervert in peace. But that ain't happenin'.
Maybe I should stop, but ... shit, man, stopping this shit that makes me happy ain't me. Right, Chris?
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