Two Down, One (Two?) To Go

Yeah, so the result from last Saturday's COVID-19 test was negative.  I will take one more today; if I test negative on this one, that most definitely means that my co-worker, who currently is in the ICU and may be fighting for her life, did not infect me.  That is a miracle.

Of course, seeing as I have fucked around with other strippers, and will continue to do so, I guess my edict about not needing to test ever again is short-sighted.  At the very least I will need to test until two weeks after my second shot, at which point I am as immune to the coronavirus as I will get.  Just need to make it till then (crosses fingers)