Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: March

I can cut to the quick since I saw her in the month.  With quick recommendations for Gavin of Lakeland, Fla. (beautiful smile although she's turned to her side); Summer of Louisville (red top, pink bottom, blank expression); Kiera of King of Prussia, Penn. (I guess she's holding a lifeguard float and there is a buckle on the side of her bikini, both of which distract); Mattie of Orlando (her pout puts her in third place); and Hannah of Addison, Tex. (combination of long body, right arm up on her head and black hair nets her second place), there really is only one runaway winner, and I knew that as soon as I opened up March.

That's because Dria is in this month.  She waitresses and manages at the local Hooters (well, the only Hooters in the state), and she's served me many times.  She's been in the calendar before, but for some reason wasn't in the 2020 issue.  But she's back for 2021, and she's fucking dynamite as ever.  In this particular photo, she is wearing a yellow bikini, the top of which is knotted in front.  Her dark skin creates a particularly erotic contrast to the two-piece.  But it's her big, heaving breasts (I never thought her tits were that big when I see her at Hooters) that steal the fucking show, and the knot draws your eye to her awesome, ample cleavage.  If I didn't "know" her, I still might pick her first.  That's how goddamn good she looks here.  It'll floor people to know that she has a child, and that child is not that young.

So congratulations to Dria.  And oh, no need for a self-reminder; I jerked off to her all the other women last night in anticipation of writing this piece!