You know what sucks?  Jonesing to get off on some porn, but when you click on a pic in order to blow it up, you get the "Forbidden" page.  My parents put a parental lock on their Internet, turns out.

Right now I could use some female touch.  I could call up a couple locals, but I don't know if they're free, and besides, it's going to feel weird sneaking away from my parents to ball out.

Man, my urges are hard difficult to keep under control.