Just wanna complain that I went down two floors to try and take a shit in peace, but as soon as I entered the stall, some asshole entered the stall right next to me.  Hideous.  I was trying to wait him out, but it seems as though he didn't give a shit about my privacy, so after shitting I got up and left him.

There's another bathroom that has only one stall.  I don't go there around lunchtime because I don't like hearing people going into the bathroom and then walking out after seeing my feet.  But right now, that sounds better than hearing strangers fart and poop right next to me.  Christ.