Tonight: Hot Waitress, Bob Valvano Seems To Be An Asshole, Minnesota Is Not Loserville USA

My night:

• Went to see Mercurial Rage at the Kitty Kat Club right beside the U. tonight. Band is recommended; loved them for some time. Although I enjoyed the show, I couldn't help but scope out this really hot waitress. She had short hair and a low-cut turquoise sweater that showed off halves of two tattoos on her chest. I couldn't make them out, but I think the one on the left (her right shoulder) was a tat of her dog or cat. Anyways, chicks with tattoos are hot! But I know she'd never go for me because I'd never get a tattoo. The permanence of it, ew. ...
• Listened to ESPN Radio on the drive home, specifically the weekend late-night show with Bob Valvano. He had on Ric Bucher, an NBA beat writer for ESPN The Magazine. While trying to finish an answer on Greg Oden, Valvano just burst in, cut him off and signed him off because he needed to go to commercial. Bucher just said, "OK, bye." This is the second rude thing he's done to somebody in as many weeks. He has a call-in version of "The Match Game" where he invites listeners to not only play but to be part of the panel. Well, one of the guys didn't hear the sentence so he didn't know how to fill in the "blank," and he told Valvano that he didn't hear it. So Valvano just hung up on him. You know, Valvano, those are real bullshit moves to pull. Maybe he didn't hear you because you talk so goddamn fast. And maybe Bucher could've finished his thought if you didn't spend the whole fucking hour talking non-sports related nonsense, and then digressing to other non-sports related nonsense. Asshole.
• Hey, the Timberwolves won in Phoenix! Could this be the greatest two nights in Minnesota sports history? The Gopher men's and women's basketball teams and the Wild won last night, the Timberwolves and the Gopher men's and women's hockey teams won tonight! Six wins and no losses!