Being an obedient grandson, I did what my grandmother told me and ate another cup of yogurt tonight. It was now thawed in the refrigerator, and I swear it looks even more distasteful now. I was eating water, for shit's sake. I might just put it back in the freezer just because what I ate the night before has a more similar consistency to what I think yogurt should look like than the separating gunk I had tonight.
Why in the fuck did she put the yogurt in the fucking freezer, anyway?
And by the way, I could read the expiration date on this cup -- it was December. Ha!
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