Some chick who posed for Playboy eons ago posted a picture of something on the back of her neck on her Facebook. I commented, "What's that supposed to be?"

She commented back, "Um, that's a piercing." I could tell by the way she typed it she would've said it what the sneery uptalk, like she wanted to say, "dumbass."

She thinks I'm stupid now? Alright, it was a piercing, it looked like you had a lesion on the back of your neck. I don't need that shit. Not today. Not after getting a parking ticket today.