Any porn enthusiast should know who I'm talkin' about. This is the guy of the titular site under the Reality Kings umbrella. He was old, ugly, fat ... and he had a cock that was long and, even better, crooked. And yet still he got "girls he's never met before" to take a ride on his yacht, most of the time alone, with a cameraman, where they'll eventually get fucked in the ass. Basically he's the Internet version of Ron Jeremy.
Captain Stabbin hasn't been updated in at least a year. Moreover, the Captain himself didn't show up for the last four or so installments. I'm worried about the Captain, of whom I'm a fan of because I can believe I have hope of getting laid by nubile chicks in the future, even if I don't have a big dick with a hook in it. You see, I've seen most of his installments, and very early on in his "missions" he fucked the chick, and a few times he went anal on them. Fairly soon thereafter, however, he stopped penetration and let his "mates" do the dirty work. For the rest of his run he only got his dick sucked. And that scares me because it makes me think he contracted a disease when he shoved his crooked cock up some amateur's poopshoot, and the venereal disease he got developed into something so bad he couldn't even participate in blowjobs and thus had to quit the business. That would be sad.
Or maybe he's found God.
Or maybe he died.
Anyway, where is he? I'd like to see him ruin some rectum again.
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