I wanted to drink coffee there, and I decided to get some money because I be hittin' the strip club on my way back. But all the goddamn traffic ... and then there was the bus that kept cutting right in front of me, that asshole ... and I still don't know where the ATM was. So many motherfucking one-ways ... I kept missing where it was ... and when I finally found it, I had to enter the wrong way and turn my car around, and I always do that when I go to this fuckin' ATM.
Why do I ever go there? Oh yeah, all the good coffee shops are there.
Well, at least I got a lapdance from a girl who groped my dick.
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