My Grandmother's Really Pissing Me Off Right Now

Asking for change well after the cashier girl closed her tiller.  Grabbing some food from the store next door when you didn't tell me you were -- again.  Waking me up when I was really tired from driving you around all afternoon.  Trying to sweet-talk me by saying bullshit about My Other Dead Grandmother just to make me do stuff.  And goddamn, always wetting your finger with your fucking tongue so you can grab onto things -- shit, that is nasty!!!