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See, this is why I always crouch down: If I see any feet and/or pants down at the ankles, I don't use the stall.  In fact, this prevents me from doing what you fucking did to me on Wednesday: Trying to open my stall door.  Why can't you fucking look?!?!  Goddamn you invaded my privacy -- I'm taking a shit, for God's sake!!!