Man, I Just Fapped To This Video And Song That I Didn't Know Existed Until This Evening

There are a bunch of hot babes I follow on Twitter, but one model that had caught my eye because she's gotten some notoriety is Emily Ratajkowski.  She has a facebook profile under Emily "Disick," which raises the question: Why in the hell would you pick for a stage name "Ratajokowski?"  Maybe I don't understand which is which.

Anyway, there is a sports site I check in on occasionally called The Big Lead.  There is a daily compendium of links, some sports-related, some not, called The Roundup.  Always accompanying The Roundup are two photos of the same chick.  Today's pics were of Emily Ratajkowski, and I was reacquainted with her luscious brown hair, her full lips, and her long, very long legs.

I rip through the comments.  These are not the typical racist, "Obama is a Kenyan" bullshit.  Although many of the guys who say something have a libertarian bent, replete with snide, "The sky is blue, water is wet" no-shit comments when someone is truly outraged over something (that rejoinder is often uttered when one of the authors of The Big Lead rail against the Bowl Championship Series, or BcS), at least they are on-topic.  Also, many of the commenters are unduly harsh on The Roundup pictures and girl.

But not Ratajkowski.  The consensus opinion of her and the pictures used were along the lines of, "Oh my fucking God, she's gorgeous."  And then someone posted a link of a video for a song by Robin Thicke featuring Pharrell and T.I. called "Blurred Lines," a song that apparently hit #1 in the Billboard Hot 100 chart three weeks ago.  But more importantly, I was told that she's even hotter in the video.

And for good goddamn reason: She's topless and wearing a thong.  Check out the official, unrated video:



OMG.  Those tits.  Those huge, yet perfectly sized tits.  I hadn't even knew about this song until several hours ago, but after seeing Ratajkowski (and the other two hot women, Elle Evans and Jessi M'Bengue) prance around and shake their asses in front of The Three Luckiest Bastards On Earth, I just ... well, I have to admit it, I just jerked off to the video about a half-hour ago.  Yes, even in front of Robin Thicke, Pharrell and T.I.  To whack off to those girls, you goddamn right I fucking did it.

I am now in love with Emily Ratajkowski.  Fuck yeah!

(By the way, the new MySpace [which I have to blog about in a post in the not-too-distant future] featured/promoted/streamed a live concert from Los Angeles sponsored by the new MySpace of Robin Thicke and Pharrell and Tyler, The Creator (and not T.I.).  Guess what song I saw them play inbetween buffers?  Yep, that's right, "Lost Without You."  No, no, no, "Blurred Lines."  What a lucky coincidence!  Oh, and the song is pretty good, too!)