Of Course Bad Timing, Where I Choose Porn Over Sports

Am up.  The Cleveland-Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim Angels Of Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim Angels Of ... game is in extra innings.  Love listening to live sports on satellite radio this late at night.  But I want to catch up on the Reality Kings updates too because I missed them last week because I fell asleep early in the evening.

Some of the pages have short snippets of the whole video whose viewing you can purchase.  The 30-second previews are enough for me to jerk off to.  In fact, I don't watch the whole thing because my modem's too slow for it download before I lose my patience.  So I give it a bit of time before I just play what's completely buffered, then I go to the next day once I see that icon on the video spin.

That's what I was doing when Joe Blanton of the Angels was pitching in the top of the 14th inning in a 1-all tie.  The bar was a ways down, enough to get the set-up of each of these videos -- the meeting of the actress real-life girl, the girl complaining about boyfriend/children/money problems, then the guy with the big dick propositions her.  That's what I was doing for MILF Hunter, in particular this MILF Hunter.  I muted the baseball game to see this hot chick with wild tattoos named "Gianna" sunning in a thong so her ass would be hanging out.  She's from out of town, and her mom is taking care of her son.  It just so happens that "Gianna" hasn't had sex because she was training for this "fitness convention" she's in town for.  The MILF Hunter asks if he could corrupt her.  She says she's willing to let him try.  And ... that's where the buffering ends.

And of course it just so happens that once I surf to another porn page and turn the game's volume back on, Cleveland's Drew Stubbs already hit a home run.  A two-run home run, in fact, and with another run, Cleveland just beat the Angels 4-1.  I should have taken the play-by-play man's constant haranguing of Blanton as a pitcher who once was good but now sucks as a sign that something big was about to happen.  And I just missed the game-winning hit.

Bad luck, I tell ya.  Story of my life.  And all because of pron.  Also story of my life.  Might as well drown my sorrows, in a sense, by finishing going through the Reality Kings updates and then masturbating.  Also, um, story of my life.