Condoms, Goddamn Condoms

Well that was a buzzkill: I go to my designated jack shack in St. Louis, and all the girls there are using condoms when they suck my dick.  When the fuck did they start doing this?  I was last here two years ago, and trust me, if you saw this club, you'd think this place was stuck in time, so why the hell would they change anything?  And why the fuck did they all of a sudden decide to have "standards?". That really bugs me.  Now I can't get wanked properly.