Expenses Without Receipt

Starting from Friday, May 23:

• Hit My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Version) on this day.  Thought about returning soon enough where the transfer I got from boarding the bus to get there would still be good, but instead I was going to go through with my hope that I could cum twice; maybe more on that later.  So I paid fares going to and fro: $3.50.
• The club -- drink, tips, and a pair of VIPs, which, suffice it to say, I can't ever do again.  Shit, only one other time have I ever spent this much money, and this was in East St. Louis at least half a decade ago: $246.
• After I got back home I fell asleep, naked, from 3:30 to 7.  Meant to watch the evening news and water the plants in the late afternoon, but it was not to bed.  Ah, the ability to take a nap in the late afternoon!  Since the community center was going to be closed for Memorial Weekend, I watered Mother's tomato plants real quick, then stepped to it to get my exercise in.  There is one woman there who always lets me work out for free, including tonight and Sunday the 18th.  Buddha bless her!  I then went home because I wanted to go to My Favorite Stripclub (Non-Cover Edition), but I needed some money.  Fortunately, this week I had to go to this restaurant to shake them down and get back some of the money they owe my parents.  I shouldn't be using it, but I'll restore their money before they return from vacation.  Got just $100 for the night, but I pocketed another $100 after I got back for my Saturday trip to the stripclub out of town.  An Infusion, therefore, of: $200.
• My Favorite Stripclub (Non-Cover Division) -- just coffee and tips.  Decided not to wait for this last chick to come onstage because I wanted to go to Caffetto and get on the Internet, so I bugged out 15 minutes early: $7.
• Caffetto -- because it was a relatively warm night, an iced mocha.  Plus tip equals: $5.
• To Thursday, May 22 ... I thought I would get out of work (permanently) earlier in the day than usual.  Either way, I was going to try this place called Doc Popcorn, a place I've seen at the Mall of America and really didn't want to try because, hey, it's just popcorn, but after seeing it at the mall closest to work, I figure I should give it a shot.  I would have rather eaten it straight-up as lunch, but by the time I left work (which was actually a little later than when we decided to leave early Wednesday afternoon), I figured I would have been in the teeth of traffic, so I decided to wait it out for a bit.  (By the way, it was a bad idea to leave the mall at 5:45 instead of 6 or 6:15; the traffic was just as shitty.)  Anyway, I walked around the mall for a bit after eating Doc Popcorn, which was ... well, it was popcorn.  It's cheaper than at the movies, but at least I would have been entertained at the movies.  I'm glad I tried it once, though.  With tip: $5.
• I then celebrated completing the project by working out: $3.
• I then followed that up by going to My Favorite Late-Night Italian Place for a big plate of spaghetti.  With tip: $12.50.
• Then, after I got home, I fortified my wallet with my parents' shake-down money, just to make sure I didn't bolt out the door the next morning forgetting I needed money to get my fuck on.  An Infusion of: $100.
• On Wednesday the 21st I also helped myself to my folks' stash, but that was in case I needed money to spend on things after work Thursday.  An Infusion of: $100.
• Tuesday, May 20 ... that was the day Mother told me to get money from the restaurant that owes Father and her money.  I also wanted to get home in time to catch the finale of Dancing With The Stars (and BTW, even though he's a dick, Maks's dancing with Meryl Davis, especially on Monday's show, was simply fantastic), but I had to get home as soon as I could Monday and I almost fell asleep on the hour-long drive back, so I said fuck it, I'll catch a movie instead and do all this shit with the restaurant when the traffic's done with, and if I'm late for DWTS, fine.  So I saw Neighbors at Eden Prairie Center.  Very good movie: A-.  Rose Byrne may be the most versatile actress in Hollywood today.  And Zac Efron did a more than capable job as the villain-turned-tragic-figure.  His epiphany scene with David Franco at the end was genuine, was played as genuine, and turned this from a comedy to something much, much deeper.  Anyway, I didn't have enough money, so I charged the popcorn and pop to my credit card.  I was going to use cash for that because I had a movie coupon I had bought from the University of Minnesota a long, long time ago that I was going to use, but the guy said I could save more money if I saw a flick on a weekend evening.  Good man, smart man; I will do that, maybe as soon as Memorial Sunday night.  So I paid cash for the ticket: $5.
• Afterward I went to the restaurant and got my folks' money, and then some.  Thank you!  Thank you for giving me money I'm using right now!  I then went to Glam Doll Donuts because, hey, they're great!  Two donuts plus tip: $5.
• Sunday the 18th was a dynamic day for me.  First I went to the U. softball tournament match against Auburn, a game where I left with the Gophers trailing 2-0.  They would eventually come back to tie, only to lose to the Tigers in extra innings.  (That necessitated a second, winner-take-all game, and Minnesota fell behind in that game as well, but they came back to win the game and thus the regional, and I know I said all of this on WAF already.)  Ticket for that abbreviated game: $10.
• Then went to the Lynx game, where I had to with some bojanglin' slapdick.  By the way, my friend was an usher at the game, and after the game he told me some woman gave him three tickets to give away.  I didn't have to deal with that guy, or any scalper, and give him $20.  Oh, well.  Ticket, hot dog and souvenir-sized Coke: $33.25.
• I then exercised (for free because of the nice lady), then went to My Favorite Late-Night Italian Place.  With tip: $10.25.
• Oh ... I found change that day.  I think I might have picked up a penny too, maybe not on that day but on another, but I'm just going to lump it here.  An Infusion of: 12 cents.
• And I stored four new, good-looking quarters: $1.
• Saturday the 17th was the day Mother went back to Vegas.  I said I had to work the U. softball game, however, and here I ate a hot dog and got a Coke as well as spent another double-digit expense on a ticket.  With the program the total becomes: $23.75.
• I cooled my heels at the Megamall after dropping Mother off at the airport, just in case her plane was postponed.  I had the most devilish time trying to convince myself of not only getting Cold Stone Creamery but also going to Hooters.  That was my original plan, but after eating at the softball game as well as having dinner with Mother, and with a possibility that I would want to eat out late, I finally decided that it was just too much for my stomach.  So, even though I wanted to stay for a little bit, I had no reason to.  I got Cold Stone Creamery, then left shortly thereafter.  With tip: $5.
• I then went to My Favorite Stripclub (Non-Cover Division) for coffee and tips: $9.
• In retrospect, not having wings at Hooters was a smart move.  I really did want to veg out at My Favorite Late-Night Italian Place, even if it was just for a salad and water.  With tip: $6.25.
• Friday the 16th ... Party at ********a's place.  Only two girls were there.  The host had to call a third girl to come in and work the last 90 minutes.  I should talk about the guys who were there, hoo, boy!  Cover and dances with ********a and *****a, who may be cool with my dick coming out: $50.
• My Favorite Late-Night Italian Place after this.  Hope people don't remember that I was wearing my camouflage pajama bottoms.  That's because I was wearing nothing underneath it.  With tip: $8.50.
• Thursday, May 15 ... Mother was visiting my brother and sister-in-law before leaving town.  That gave me the evening to search for some new porno pants.  I went to the Mall of America to wait for the traffic to subside, then I got lost around St. Paul (damn directions -- thanks, Google Maps) before finding this karate accessories place.  Unfortunately I didn't find it.  Thankfully, there is an ice cream shop in the same complex, so I drowned my sorrows there.  I am upset that I don't remember how much money I spent there, so I'm making a guess: $5.25.
• To Wednesday, May 14: This was the last day of a play featuring one of the test scorers in the project.  We allow people to hawk and shill for their side projects during break time.  Seems kind of odd, now that I think about it, but whatever.  I went because 1) it's close by, 2) I like theater but haven't caught something in some time, and 3) the temp worker at the project is pretty hot.  I was prepared to pay $10, but luckily this performance was a Pay As Much As You Can night.  The person dispensing the ticket was on the phone and just charged me: $5.

I hope I got everything.  Good through Friday, May 23.