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Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Came Three Times Today
Wow, I guess I was so bored and/or so did not want to do any of things that I should do that I masturbated thrice, the first time I've done that in as long as I can remember. All Internet porn, all three times. What's more remarkable is that the third time probably as good as the first time, maybe even better. Maybe it was all the "priming of the pump," so to speak. And given that I didn't wake up until 11 and the last time I touched myself was around 8 in the evening, being able to pump out three loads (with a little pain, but it's all good) over nine hours makes me feel strong, like I was as virile as I was in my college days. Ah, those were the days!
Labels:
boredom,
college,
internet,
masturbation,
pornography,
procrastination
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