Just Be Honest!

Not to be so arrogant as to chime in on the #MeToo movement; this may not have anything to do with it.  But lately I have had the urge to be a pervert, and to blurt out exactly what I'm thinking and what I want to do with hot women to these hot women.  And I haven't been chastised or called out or anything.  In fact, they have reacted, uh, favorably.

For example, I have an Instagram with which I follow porn stars, bodybuilders, models and other hot women.  I use a fake name and, starting recently, going Incognito in order to tell all these girls how much I feel the need to masturbate to their photos and videos and, hopefully, get away with it.  There is this mature bodybuilder who posted a video of her exercising while two guys in sweats were lifting weights in the background.  I comment that seeing her fit abs and tight ass, they would be so hard and horny that they'd pull down their pants and show her their cocks right then and there.  That's all I said!

Now, when someone says that and she's not a porn star, chances are the comment will get erased and I might get banned.  But no!  She instead gave me three of those "see no evil" emojis.  And then she followed me.  Not so offended after all, now, huh?

My two other examples are strippers who I fuck.  One of them, *****a, I fuck at house parties.  The other, *a***, I fuck at her place.  When I texted both of them recently (in separate conversations) about arranging our trysts, I just blurted out, "I wanna come over and fuck.  Cool?"  So yes, that's really direct.  But they're strippers, and they do this shit, so instead of saying, "I'm offended!" they just said "lol."  Score!  (Yeah, I'm paying them, but still!)

For the record, I did go over to *****a's party and fuck her.  This was about six weeks ago.  And with *a***, I texted that I wanted to fuck her yesterday.  I will be going over to her place after work in the evening.  To fuck.

See, I understand that being an out-and-out perv and just telling women that you want to have sex with them might get you in really hot water.  However, if my examples are in the realm of any real possibility, you can bet that there is a woman out there who is at least decent-looking and who won't be offended by your blunt proposal ... and might even say yes.  That is why men still proposition women out of the blue.  That is why you never, ever give up.

This brings up a story.  I bought the 2018 Hooters calendar earlier this year at the Hooters at the Mall Of America.  I bought it on the day of a signing there.  Several women who appear in the calendar were there to sign.  As I was working my way through the assembly line of autographs, I saw a slip of paper on the floor just under the table.  I picked it up and, since it was open, inspected it.  It was a guy's name, a phone number, and social media account handles.

"Uh, someone left you his number," I told the hot Hooters girl while I tossed this slip back on the table and she was signing my calendar.  "Yeah," she replied, "that is someone who will not get a call from me!"  Thought so.  And yet, if you come across a bodybuilder on Instagram or two strippers who will fuck your brains out, such advances are tolerated, if not welcomed.

I mean, what do your parents always say if you are afraid to do something?  How do you know if it won't work unless you try?  What is the worst thing that could happen -- she'll say no?  Just be honest!  If that's the advice you're given when it comes to, say, trying out for the school musical or asking for a raise, why can't that be the advice for going up to a hot girl you've never seen before and propositioning her for sex?  Amirite?!