Wanna Tip On OnlyFans? Beware!

I started casting about for women (models mostly) who publish photographs of themselves naked on Patreon.  But last year or so they tightened their standards to only allow, uh, tastefully done nudes on their site.  Most models (and, as soon as I realized cam girls and even porn stars started off there, them too) I followed made the decision that they couldn't make money if Patreon was going to apply a stricter standard to what they consider to be acceptable on their platform.  So they went to OnlyFans.

I think I saw OnlyFans several years ago on my pseudonymous Twitter account for which I follow porn stars and bikini models and the like.  One porn star didn't tweet anything besides boasting she had signed up this person and that person to her OF account.  I was at first reluctant to join all the models and hot women who emigrated from Patreon to OnlyFans.  But I was convinced to finally sign up not by a porn star or bodybuilding babe but by a photographer who photographs women in the nude.  I have been Facebook friends with him for the hot pictures he publishes, but he frequently was suspended and banned for the nudity in those photos, and he began to complain vociferously about Facebook's standards.  He announced that he finally gave up and planned to move all of his work (he has had a long career shooting women naked) to OF.  He is such a famous, skilled photographer that I gladly subscribed to his account at, I think, 11 bucks per month.

And that's when it dawned on me that OnlyFans has become an online, uh, membership web portal for porn.  I started scanning all the hot babes on Facebook, and some of them advertised their OF account.  I resisted, but then I started being curious about some of them, so I took a peek.  And then I saw them advertising other models, none of whom I am Facebook friends with.  Some of those models and girls enticed me with free accounts, which actually show nothing but teaser shots and the like.

Still, I followed those free accounts.  That meant that they could send e-mails to my OnlyFans inbox, where they sometimes describe screengrabs and videos that I could see ... if I pay for it with my credit card.  Oh no, I don't ... well, eventually I caved.  I remember it was specifically for a woman who is not on Facebook, but on her free site was one of the only, if not the only, babe who posted shots and videos of her naked.  I was waiting for someone to take that step towards me, and so I rewarded her by taking a step towards her.  I pushed a few buttons, and I got to unlock this photo of her sucking off a guy, presumably her husband.  It was ... well, she has a banging body, but knowing that she was in her, or their, house and he's blowing someone she probably is married to is something of a buzzkill.

But in for a penny, in for a pound, amirite?  There are a lot of women I have subscribed to.  Many of them are former Playboy Playmates who are still trying to make a buck out of their naked bodies.  (I found them listed on a post in Vintage Erotica Forum.)  I jerked off to them before, so I would love to get hard to them again.  And since I was going to "tip" (that's OF's word for unlocking these otherwise hidden photos and videos) Playmates, I might as well try a few of these other models and cam girls, too.  They set the rate at which each contribution sent to my e-mail is worth, and some of them are obscenely expensive.  I have seen one woman, a hot bodybuilder (seriously, her bod is to fucking die for), say that I could see her naked for $150.  I have a secure job right now, but no.

So when I finally made the decision to see what these locked contributions are all about, I decided I would have a limit: I would not pay more than ten bucks to see something.  So over a few days, I charged a few of these secret boxes to the credit card I have on file.  And ... fuck me, I've been fooled.  I have seen one model send a topless photo, and there is one video of an amateur model fellating a big, black plastic penis.  Everything else I tipped for are teaser shots where the chick is holding her arms right in front of her tits.  The closest I see are thongs showing the ass.  It's a ripoff.  And frankly, I'm not into seeing chicks sucking fake dick.  Also, that video is over five minutes long.  I haven't had the desire to watch all of it yet.  I saw that first video of that woman sucking a real dick in its entirety because the video was shorter, but, now that I think on it, it's a real guy, with real sperm shooting out of his urethra.  Now that's a real blowjob.

All told I think I spent ... egad, $40-50 on these photos and videos.  I might patronize the two who actually get naked and do shit, but I have been burned so many times that I think I should err on the side of not tipping for these.  They're not giving me what I want, and I think I've wasted enough money, although learning a lesson may not be a complete waste.