Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: January

I think I will be getting Hooters calendars till the day I die.  While Hooters is being battered, both by the pandemic now and by the whims of the restaurant industry and upstart "breastuarants" nipping at its heels in non-pandemic times, I still believe that Hooters is the pre-eminent restaurant chain (if "pre-eminent" is an appropriate word to describe a "breastaurant"), and I think its still-popular calendar is a sign that, at least as far as they are concerned, things are still full speed ahead.

And as for the calendar, I think that aesthetically, 2021 represents a new dawn.  I have snuck peeks at the months ahead, and I believe that Hooters is taking more risks with the photographs of their waitresses.  OK, what I mean by that is they're putting more of them in bare-ass bikini bottoms.  That alone represents something new, something risque, and something pornographic -- and I don't mind that at all!

January 2021 does not have any of their ten chicks showin' ass.  I don't mind it, however, because the overall vibe I got is a positive and promising one.  I will only point out five, but the five I don't point out still have some pop to them.  I think this month is good, and I feel the next months will be even better.

Of the five I point out, I will group three of them in a joint third place: Somer from Clearwater, Fla.; Alexis out of Naples, Fla.; and Las Vegas' Hannah.  They are sporting nice, hot bodies.  The only drawbacks I see with each of them are ones that I think originate from choices made by the photographer and editor -- respectively, her right hand is placed on the top half of her stomach; her arms are inexplicably and distractingly bent for no natural reason; and her eyeshadow is way too dark.  But I would not be upset if they were serving me for dinner.

In second place is Michaela, hailing from Wesbank, La.  She's a long, dark-haired beauty sporting a black two-piece bikini, the bottom of which is scandalously tied on the side!  She's got a radiant smile and she's holding both her arms over her head, which is a pose I think more women should utilize.  I only have two minor quibbles with her picture.  One, her overall vibe screams young college age girl, and my #1 choice looks to be all woman.  And two, Michaela is posing in front of a corrugated door that I see enclosing 25x25 storage units where I have my stuff.  Just a tad incongruous.

My award for top woman goes to someone who I think has posed in previous years, and who I may have selected in previous years: Angela, who, like Alexis, waitresses out of Naples, Fla.  She is only holding her arms partially up, but they're grabbing onto -- something ... well, I can see that the right hand is grabbing onto what looks like straw, so I'm going to pretend that her left hand is grabbing onto my dick.  She is wearing a patterned two-piece.  The bottom, like with Michaela, is tied on the sides, making me think it's very easy to just reach out, untie them, and expose Angela's pussy.  She has long, dark hair, and she's posing fully in front profile, showing off her totally banging body.  Angela is lit from the back; you can see a light that peeks just a bit around her beautiful mane.  She has a come-hither look that is devastatingly mature, like she's down to fuck.  Oh, and you can see that her tits are fake, but they're big, so big that her bikini top is barely holding them in.  So fuck yeah, congratulations to Angela!!!

And I will find the time to masturbate to these babes soon!