Prick, if you don't want to get honked, move your ass! And don't flick me off, you slow motherfucker. ...
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Saturday, September 16, 2023
Bad Driver: JMW 486
This Mediocre White Dude in a silver Toyota sedan wouldn't move his ass in the parking lot of the Chipotle close to me. I was going to around him to drive off when he started driving. I honked my horn because he was annoying the shit out of me. And he stuck his hand out the window and gave me the finger lol. I gave him the finger back out of reflex; I shouldn't have done that because that comeback bullshit is weak. But to make sure I wasn't stuck behind some asshole with a gun, I waited until he turned right and I turned left to lean on my horn again.
Labels:
annoyances,
assholes,
bad driving,
comebacks,
manners,
record-keeping,
slow
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