Waitress Babes

So the place my alumni group has gone to watch football Games has been one we've gone to for, oh, almost a decade.  There are many drawbacks which, I believe, prevent more people for showing up for our events.  It's in downtown Minneapolis; parking is a pain and crime, however apocryphal it is, is a deterrent for alumni to come down.  Also, as someone who has "run" the group for many years now, it's very important to not only watch the Game but to hear it.  While at times we have been able to hear it, these days it's crowded out by the music that's blaring over the speakers.  Finally, as an alumni group for a university over 2,000 miles away, our attendance naturally is no match for any group from, say, Wisconsin or Michigan.  If we are ever to see a Game at the same time as one of those schools, we will get crowded out.

That's not to say that that would be a deterrent to going to this bar to watch Games.  I mean, it happened just now as we are trying to watch our alma mater's women's basketball team advance through the NCAA Tournament.  We had to bogart a table while Iowa St. fans slowly took over this place to watch their Cyclone men's team play.  But, we were still treated well and we got to watch (if not hear) our Game.  We would face the same problem, probably, if we went to any other place in the Twin Cities.  Add the unfamiliarity of a new group asking if we could be a regular presence at their bar (with albeit a small and unsteady attendance) and the possibility that we wouldn't be able to get sound there, and I conclude, again, that while the place we have now is by no means perfect, it is the best of what may be an imperfect lot.  We were bar-hopping like no one's business before someone found this place.  We went through six, maybe seven different spots before we found this one.  Either the place we found closed, or the situation somehow was so bad that we just hated going back there season after season.

I continue to get bombarded with inquiries asking if we could move somewhere else, to which I state my reluctance to move, given that we have built up some equity with this bar, but asking those who ask to find a better alternative.  If they can find a spot that gives us what we need (central location, safe area, free parking), I will consider it.  There has been no serious alternative so long as I have headed this group.

With that being said, there is a secret reason why I want to stay with this bar.  For the past several years, the waitresses that work there have been smokin' hot.  Bare bellies, slim figures, all that.  To wit: The girl who has served us the past two game-watching events has got a nice ass and emphasizes her cleavages by sticking her pen in her top.  And last week, I don't think she was wearing a bra because I could see her nipples through her top!  (She's a really good waitress, too -- smart and quick to get you what you want.  But having a rocking body is a big plus.)  She's is one of, uh, four gorgeous babes who work here.  And not to say that there aren't hot waitresses at any other place we'd go to, but I don't know if they'd be as hot as the ones here.  Add that we know each other and, well, you understand why I don't want to leave!