Tuesday, March 5, 2024

Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: February 2024

Another very, very good month.  It's grown on me over the past 29 days, in fact.  It may be residual good vibes from the fantastic January, but of the ten babes that adorn the month just passed, I want to point out seven of them for their bodacious bodies.  Seventy percent is an excellent hit rate!

I'll go up from seventh to first, even though I'm not set on the order even now and really, all of them are damn fine:
  • In seventh place is Megan, out of Lone Tree, Colo.  Long, dark hair, sporting a pink two-piece bikini (as are nearly all the waitresses for the month Valentine's Day's in, of course).  Hers is a small photo, but she seems to be shot closer to the camera than the girls here usually are, which puts her pale, arched body, just so twisted to our right, added sexy emphasis.  Also, her face is a natural one, by which I mean that she doesn't look like your typical model.  Which makes her even more hot!
  • In sixth place is Raleigh's Sara.  Long, blonde hair, white two-piece bordered in pink.  Not a fan of her clutching the straps of her bikini top because it squishes her breasts (I'm sure I liked it for other Hooters women in other shots in other months, but it doesn't work for me here).  But she's got gorgeous alabaster skin and she is directly facing the camera.  Her body is bangin'.
  • In fifth place is Abbey, of Boca Raton, Fla.  Very long and curling brown hair that cascades to the bottom of her rib cage, pink two-piece bikini.  I love how she arches her back; it gives her toned body extra character.  The only downside is that her Rapunzel hair is draped over her left tit.  Not that you'd see it anyway, but it's a distraction.
  • In fourth place is Becky, hailing from Fort Smith, Ark.  Long brunette hair, wearing a whitish-pink two-piece whose bottoms are tied in bows.  She's posed in a quarter turn to her left (our right), and she too is arching her back, giving her boobs and waist extra oomph.  However, her hair lays to the side of her left tit, giving the viewer a clear look at everything!
  • In third place is The Main Girl, Kiana, of Odessa, Fla.  Her long, brown hair is wet and therefore bunched up together into a pseudo-ponytail.  Red two-piece bikini, by the way.  This is a first, at least I think: She is shot half-submerged in a clear pool, and the photographer is shooting her from the outside, half-above water and half-below.  That creates expectations of a "peek-a-boo" shot of a hot babe showing you her goods while no one else detects a thing.  That's obviously not true; you can see only her red bikini bottom.  But the effect is there, and for a Hooters picture, that qualifies as erotic!
  • In second place is Kyleie, out of Mesa, Ariz.  I am not normally a fan of lying-down shots because many of the best parts of a woman (breasts, stomach) is covered up.  But goddamn, this chick has long, blonde hair that rolls on endlessly like a wheat field, and she is so fucking tan she looks like a bronze Egyptian statue.  (Her statuesque figure is no joke; check out her Instagram -- she lifts!)  Oh, and you can tell that she has some heaving knockers by the cleavage she generates from her position.
  • Finally, in first place is Skyler.  Long but straight black hair, pink two-piece, her hands are resting on a rock.  She's cute and all, but honestly, I am putting her in first because of one incidental reason: She works out of the Mall Of America.  I was there when the five babes who work there were signing the '24 calendar, so Skyler signed around her photograph.  But I have to confess: I had never seen Skyler before that signing event, and I don't think I've seen her there since.
No matter.  Congratulations to MOA's Skyler and all the other fantabulous servers for Feb. '24.  I will jerk off to all of you in due course!

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