I just wanted to clean my room when Grandmother dawdled to my bedroom door, even though it was closed.

"Wha-wha-what, Grandmother?" I say, like I always do when she interrupts me, which is all the time.

She then thought this was the best time to pop the news that she heard from her friend that The Store will be closing by the end of the month.

No no no no no no no no no no. ...