The luncheon for the announcement of Playmate Of The Year is Thursday. (Why isn't this being held on a weekend?) There probably has been leaks about who won already, and of course the PMOY knows. But I still want to throw in my two cents on what I think about the dozen Playmates from last year and who I think should win it.
That being said, I don't remember much of last year. With all the bookstores with the adult back sections gone, I now go online, which is much more accessible anyway. The downside is is that no longer are leafing through pictorials a thing you can kill an afternoon at. You can take it or leave it anytime you're on the Internet, and so my mind often slips whenever I surf for porn. With so much hardcore stuff out there, I often forget whenever the latest issue of Playboy comes out. And that's probably why I don't remember much, or any, of them.
This trend of only looking up PMs online may have started in the middle of last year, because it's the first half of Playmates that I remember. What makes trying to remember the back half of the Playmates from 2014 even more difficult is that they actually don't have an online presence as far as I can tell. Emily Agnes (July), Maggie May (August), Roxanna June (October), and Gia Marie (November) don't have Facebook pages, not even a public fan page. They may have Instagram, and I get the feeling that models use Instagram way more than Facebook (some models may only have Instagram accounts only), but I'm not into Instagram, so following them may be hard for me. Bottom line is, I don't even remember their faces, let alone their ass, tits and twat, so they're out.
The rest are an anonymous lot. None of the other girls I followed on Facebook until Tuesday. I saw Stephanie Branton on a commercial around the Super Bowl, but that's all I remember of her. Elizabeth Ostrander (December) has a husband, so I can't give my PMOY vote to someone who's married. And while Gia Marie (November) is statuesque, something about the fact that "Marie" is her middle name (models who have "Marie" as a last name don't have "Marie" as a real last name) does not make her stand out.
That leaves the first half of 2014. I will say this: I think that the woman named Playmate Of The Year will either be Miss March, Britt Linn, or Miss April, Shanice Jordyn. These two PMs are not cut from the "Girl Next Door" mold. Jordyn is black, and I think that Playboy might want to send a message of not only naming a second-ever African-American PMOY, but also "drafting" one that started off as a College Girl model. I myself don't think she's great shakes. Meanwhile, Linn is picked because of her short hairstyle. Honestly, when I saw her spread in the magazine, I thought I was looking at Justin Bieber. Seriously, look at her!! (Also, she's a new mom too.) No offense, Britt, but I'll pass.
Might as well get down to the brass tacks. I saw the pictorial for Dani Mathers (May) while at a stripper party in the neighborhood. I remember getting hard, but I don't remember seeing her. Jessica Ashley (June) is a college graduate, a double degree from Michigan. But I don't remember seeing her naked.
So that leaves Miss January, Roos van Montfort, and Miss February, Amanda Booth. Booth has this incredible peek-a-boo shot of her twat in her Playboy spread; I love a girl who lifts up her skirt to show us her goods. She is also a wife and mother to a newborn. She chronicled her journey with her child in the couple's Tumblr, which revealed that she is spoken for, twice over. Godspeed to her, and it's cool that she can blog. But married mothers don't fulfill my fantasy.
So Roos van Montfort, Miss January, wins basically by default, although she shows off killer curves, killer boobs and a killer stare in this awesome picture. Unfortunately I have not heard of her at all since the pictorial. And she has set her Facebook to private. That would be a deal-breaker, but again, I haven't paid much attention to the Playmate Of The Year race. We'll see who wins Thursday. But in the meantime, after I publish this I might go to the Yahoo! Groups club and see what the regulars there turn up in terms of news.
Oh, yeah, my customary finishing thought on these Playmates: Of course, I would fuck all of them.
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