I clipped the title from OK Go's first big hit because it seemed apropos for this blog post and because I just saw them on CBS this morning. Can't say I'm a fan, but I like them.
So I ate at Hooters last night, and since I am rarely there for their Happy Hour, I took in their fried pickles and their Lots-A-Tots, the two most-discounted items on their Happy Hour menu. I thought I could eat them both. Ugh. I think it took me over an hour to finally finish the tater tots, and I felt like shit afterward.
Why do I do this to myself -- constantly eat and eat and eat until I can't eat no more? I'm not the metabolism machine I was two or even one decade ago. And so I woke up fat and miserable.
And now I have all this fruit I have to eat. Most of the bananas are already spoiling, and my parents just bought a whole bunch. Do they think I'm going to subsist on fruit for an entire week?! I'll have to throw some of this shit out because I'll have a hankering for fast food. What a waste.
At least I was able to shit. That's the only upside I can see in all of this.
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