Fuck you, Carlos Gomez, for not knowing how to run the bases, and fuck you, Joe Nathan, for pissing down your leg again in the ninth inning against those Yankee bullies, and fuck you, Twins, for stranding 17 runners on base, and fuck you, left field ump Phil Cuzzi, for fucking up that fair ball call, and fuck you, Yankees, for being able to spend so much fucking goddamn money that you will always make the playoffs when we Twins have to claw every single goddamn year only to get ass-raped by your well-compensated talent, and fuck you, Major League Baseball, for being too pussy to put in a salary cap like the NFL's or even the NBA's, and fuck you, Yankees fans, for being so goddamn arrogant and entitled, and fuck you, Twins fans, if you people don't start getting angry on Sunday night and start throwing shit at everybody on the field, Yankees and Twins.
Fuck all this. Fuck all of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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