Got A Goddamn Ticket Yesterday!

I GOT A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SPEEDING TICKET YESTERDAY!!! I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, PLAYING WITH THE RADIO AND TRYING TO GET TO THE STRIP CLUB, WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I SEE THIS COP CAR -- AND HE'S CHASING ME DOWN!!! I SAW A LOT OF COP CARS IN ST. LOUS THIS WEEKEND, SO I KNEW THEY WERE OUT IN FORCE, BUT GODDAMN, I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D GO AFTER ME!!!

TEN YEARS!!! MY FIRST SPEEDING TICKET IN TEN FUCKING YEARS!!! AND IT DIDN'T MATTER TO THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE. OF COURSE I WAS DOING A 71 IN A 60 -- EVERYBODY ELSE WAS DOING 71 IN A S 60, BUT YOU DIDN'T STOP THEM, DID YOU?

NOW MY CAR INSURANCE IS SHOT. I DON'T PAY FOR IT, BUT YOU NEVER KNOW; THEY ARE CLOSING THE STORE, SO THEY MIGHT FORCE ME TO PAY THE INSURANCE. AND WHAT ABOUT RENTING A CAR WHEN I GO TO MIAMI NEXT MONTH. WILL THEY LET ME? WILL I HAVE TO PAY INSURNACE?

THE WORST THING ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT? $200! TWO HUNDRED GODDAMN DOLLARS!! I DON'T HAVE THAT MONEY!!! I'M LOOKING FOR WORK, CAN'T FIND IT, AND NOW YOU'RE TAKING TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FROM ME, YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH???

I CAN'T DEAL. I ... I JUST CAN'T DEAL. ...