I am so sorry I missed blogging yesterday. Not as much, however, as a part of the reason I did: I am in Kansas City right now. Guess I was too busy to blog about it, and, like I usually do, to inform you guys that I might be out of pocket and that I might not be writing daily.
However, I was planning on this trip to be different. I have a tablet now, and I've used it a couple times to blog and I'm comfortable tapping on a flatscreen, so I figured I'd take it with me because (assuming the hotel I'm staying at offers free wireless fidelity) I can blog naked in my bed whenever the hell I want.
But on Tuesday I wanted to use my tablet. I turn it on ... but it doesn't turn on. And I continued to press the button, but nothing happened. Did I forget to turn it off the last time and it somehow was drained of all its energy? I plugged it in and still nothing. Maybe that outlet's burned out. No, the tablet still didn't work. And in vain I brought the fucking tablet down to K.C. with me just in case it magically decided to turn on because it too is on vacation. No. So I just brought down a fairly heavy doorstop with me.
I knew this early Tuesday evening, so I had time to blog something for Wednesday. But instead I decided I needed to research my day Wednesday. I opted not to pay a full day just to have eight hours of a rental once I touched down early in the morning, so I researched bus schedules to make sure I knew how to get down to both the Negro League Baseball and Jazz Museums and back to the airport without getting abandoned, stopping at the world-famous Arthur Bryant's on the way. Then I looked up stripclubs to prepare for my vacation.
Then I looked up porn, and that's when my laptop started to fuck up. You know, I don't know what's happening, but the past couple days Chrome hasn't been working. I've been able to see pictures through it, but since Chrome is down and Safari wasn't working as well (OMG, two of my browsers are shot!) I had to resort to Explorer, and I was reminded of how crippled that browser is when you try to see pic after pic. My computer slowed down, and once I jerked off I decided I couldn't be patient anymore. So I turned it off, realized I hadn't blogged yet, worried that the tablet still wouldn't work when I got to my hotel Wednesday evening, realized I didn't really care then, and fell asleep for 3 1/2 hours. Yes, I've had a lot of opportunities to blog for yesterday and I didn't do it. For that, I'm sorry.
The tablet not working puts a crimp on a lot of things I need to do. I could look up stuff from my room instead of going to a library. Now I'm glad there is one very close by, and it serves all my needs and the people here are great; they didn't even ask for my ID when I requested a guest pass. But as all libraries do, I cannot look up anything porn-related. So the reviews for the stripclubs that I kind of forgot -- can't do it. And if I forget to look up something, well, I'll just need to go back to the library. Yes, this really crimps my style.
Well, off to Twin Peaks breastaurant and then one of two strip joints. The one that's further on down from where I'm headed is much closer but may give me nothing in terms of contact. Meanwhile, the one that has some promise is well the hell the other way. Might as well get going. But by the way, this is the video I wanted to embed before my plane trip here. It's way too late, but I might as well:
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