Goddammit, I Don't Know Where My Fucking Watch Is

I swear I put it on before I left work yesterday.  I swear I took it off once I got home.  And I swear, I swear, I thought to not put it on before I went out to see If Beale Street Could Talk.  I did rummage through things in the house last night, so I assume I misplaced it.

I think it'll turn up.  I have to believe it'll turn up.  Because if I left it at work or, God forbid, I did wear it when I went to the movies. ...