I should wrap this up now that 2018 is over. But the Hooters calendar went out with a bang.
I cannot say that there was one complete dud for this month. Sure, I don't know what the top on Hillary (of Wethersfield, Conn.) says even though it certainly doesn't say "Hooters," but her come-hither look works. Chicago's Eariel may be shot in an inert photo, but she has a nice smile. Keely has an adolescent face, but she hails from Fairview Heights, Ill., so there's a chance I might see her this year. Leslie, out of Coapa, Mexico, is wearing a bodysuit, but at least it has slits on the sides. And I don't know why in the hell Jessica (out of Clearwater, Fla.) is holding an oar, but it doesn't obscure her tight body.
I feel compelled to name all the other eight girls because I've already been so detailed, but I think this is the best month this calendar has had, so I think I will. Mariah, from Cape Coral, Fla., and Kailah, out of Springfield, Mass., are shown in side profile, but they are showing a bit of ass, and that is as risque as this Hooters calendar is at showing nudity, which is welcome. Nashville's Brochelle has an obscene body. As does Rachael; her pink bikini top holds in a pair of hot, fake tits, and she hails from Lone Tree, Colo., so there's a chance that if I go to Denver this year, I'll see her and, hopefully, I'll have toted this calendar for her to sign. Casey (Boca Raton, Fla.) has a bangin' body in a red two-piece, and being stood up against a small waterfall actually enhances the shot. And, well, I don't know about Emily out of Columbia, Mo., except that her face and body screams "MILF." Maybe there's something wrong with me. But maybe there isn't.
Still, the #1 for the final month of 2018 goes to the main calendar girl, Sidney Pickman out of Louisville. A hot body in a cool blue, crashing-wave-evoking two-piece bikini, the best thing about this blonde are her piercing blue eyes. She's got an Instagram too, and she seems like a typical Girl Next Door -- well, except that she's hot and a model. So Sidney, congratulations on being the best for December 2018!
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Even though my parents are coming home, I bought the 2019 Hooters calendar New Year's Eve. And once I have the time to masturbate to my heart's content to all these lovely ladies of December, I'll put up this year's calendar in order to stay current with the times.
I cannot say that there was one complete dud for this month. Sure, I don't know what the top on Hillary (of Wethersfield, Conn.) says even though it certainly doesn't say "Hooters," but her come-hither look works. Chicago's Eariel may be shot in an inert photo, but she has a nice smile. Keely has an adolescent face, but she hails from Fairview Heights, Ill., so there's a chance I might see her this year. Leslie, out of Coapa, Mexico, is wearing a bodysuit, but at least it has slits on the sides. And I don't know why in the hell Jessica (out of Clearwater, Fla.) is holding an oar, but it doesn't obscure her tight body.
I feel compelled to name all the other eight girls because I've already been so detailed, but I think this is the best month this calendar has had, so I think I will. Mariah, from Cape Coral, Fla., and Kailah, out of Springfield, Mass., are shown in side profile, but they are showing a bit of ass, and that is as risque as this Hooters calendar is at showing nudity, which is welcome. Nashville's Brochelle has an obscene body. As does Rachael; her pink bikini top holds in a pair of hot, fake tits, and she hails from Lone Tree, Colo., so there's a chance that if I go to Denver this year, I'll see her and, hopefully, I'll have toted this calendar for her to sign. Casey (Boca Raton, Fla.) has a bangin' body in a red two-piece, and being stood up against a small waterfall actually enhances the shot. And, well, I don't know about Emily out of Columbia, Mo., except that her face and body screams "MILF." Maybe there's something wrong with me. But maybe there isn't.
Still, the #1 for the final month of 2018 goes to the main calendar girl, Sidney Pickman out of Louisville. A hot body in a cool blue, crashing-wave-evoking two-piece bikini, the best thing about this blonde are her piercing blue eyes. She's got an Instagram too, and she seems like a typical Girl Next Door -- well, except that she's hot and a model. So Sidney, congratulations on being the best for December 2018!
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Even though my parents are coming home, I bought the 2019 Hooters calendar New Year's Eve. And once I have the time to masturbate to my heart's content to all these lovely ladies of December, I'll put up this year's calendar in order to stay current with the times.
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