So I shelled out money for sexytime with two girls yesterday/Friday, then I have a massage today/Saturday, then I'm going to the strip club Tuesday. Three huge expenses that involve nudity over the course of four days. No wonder why I feel like I'm broke.
United States Constitution, Article I, Section 9, Clause 8: "No Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State."
Saturday, February 17, 2024
Oh, And Another Thing Preventing Me From Building Up My Checking Account ...
... I have to service all my stripper girlfriends. I arranged to see my ATF at My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Edition) back on Wednesday/Valentine's Day, and even though that fell through, I only postponed seeing her till Tuesday. Meanwhile, on Tuesday, ******e told me that ***e* is crashing at her place through this/Saturday morning, would I like to be double-teamed, to which I said, "Fuck and yes!" (They came by last/Friday night.) And on top of that, Thursday afternoon I learned that ********a, the stripper who now massages me, was coming in from western Minnesota. When I tried confirming that with her, we hastily arranged a session for this/Saturday afternoon.
Labels:
broke,
money,
nudity,
record-keeping,
sexual activity,
strip clubs,
strippers,
surprises
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