Wanted to go to the library and work, but for some reason my laptop can't link up to the Internet. Waste of time going to the library.
Then I had to decide which movie to watch and when to watch it. I had a house party to go to and I had a building pile of things to do before I got there. Not just the party, but showering, changing into my porno pants, getting money, watering the flowers and changing the hoses. In the end I got everything done, but instead of seeing The A-Team, the movie I resigned myself to watch, my errands pushed me back 15 minutes, so I saw Prince Of Persia instead.
Verdict? Waste of time. I had faint hopes this would be something like Pirates Of The Caribbean, since they're both based on Disney properties that are not books. But it's a mess both visually and plot-wise. The only good things I can take from it: 1) Sir Ben Kingsley; 2) Alfred Molina; 3) much of the plot is based on an invasion of a city that's supposed to echo the Invasion of Iraq and the Bush administration, and whenever you can bash that and them, it can't be awful. Beyond that, a waste of eighteen bucks.
But it's kind of made up for when I went to the house party and managed to show my dick to my favorite stripper there while we were alone in the bathroom.
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