Stayed at the strip club for almost 90 minutes because one of my All-Time Favorites was working. Spent more than 60 bucks getting dances from her and another chick. Shouldn't be doing that when I have no job, but I can't help myself.

I was dressing fairly skimpy. My fly was open in case one girl decided to be frisky. I wanted people to know because I'm feeling perverted right now. But did the other people in the bar -- including the male customers and bouncers -- notice? Do they care? Do they think I'm a freak? Are they whispering to each other about my unbuttoned pants?