Today was the second time I almost ran over another car. I spaced out while driving on the highway. I was imagining I was a sportscaster and I was making a call on a inside-the-park home run/play at the plate. And when I was shouting in the car "SAFE!" I just jerked my car one lane to the left. And that's why I saw the car I cut in front of slowing receding from my rearview mirror, seemingly in an effort to get the fuck away from me. I don't blame him.

OK, what the fuck is happening to me? What the hell is making me think I don't have to look over my shoulder when changing lanes? If I don't focus while driving, I'm going to get into an accident. Pray it doesn't happen.