You know, if I want to lose weight, and I eat McDonald's at a suburban craft brewery pretty late in the evening, I should not go home and eat some more.
But I did. Those Dot's Pretzels. The seasoning on those pretzels, have you heard? They're made out of crack.
Washed it down with Cherry Coke, I did. And now I feel fat.
Oh, and I haven't gone through my papers like I wanted to, either.
My ass is too lazy.
But I did. Those Dot's Pretzels. The seasoning on those pretzels, have you heard? They're made out of crack.
Washed it down with Cherry Coke, I did. And now I feel fat.
Oh, and I haven't gone through my papers like I wanted to, either.
My ass is too lazy.
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