Sniveling Little Bitch

Went to Dairy Queen just now because it's Free Cone Day.  Today, I guess, is the 75th anniversary of its birth.  Line of cars at the drive-thru, so we decided to go inside and get our free cone.  There was a 20-minute wait, so we decided to take the free coupon and use it another day.

OK, saying that -- look, you stupid little girl:

• Don't loiter at the front of your parents' car and then saunter over to the front door just as we're approaching it;
• Hold the front door open for those behind you, YOU BITCH;
• When someone's approaching the door from the other side, and they have their hands full with, oh, free ice cream cones, let them through first instead of sneaking through the door in front of you -- and then not holding the door open for them;
• Stop looking back at your folks with that innocent, doe-eyed, overrated-Aubrey Plaza-in-that-overrated-Parks And Recreation gaze.  Start looking out for other people, goddammit!

Wanted to pull that bratty fucking shit down into the ground to teach her a lesson.

Ugh!  Pisses me off.

Rant over.