Ripped Off For The Third Time In The Past Week (Subtitled: She Didn't Even Touch It!)

I'm fucking hemorrhaging money left and right over the past seven days.  It's pissing me off, and I have to stop, goddammit.

OK, here's what's happened:

1. Subway last Thursday, which I bitched about here.
2. Monday, waiting out afternoon traffic slowed by the snow, I went to Hooters.  The Hooters calendar I bought has coupons inside it -- twelve in all, one valid for each month of 2018.  I thought it was a good time to use the February one on this night.  The coupon was buy ten boneless wings, get ten boneless wings free.  Big mistake.  Maybe I ate too much on Monday, or maybe I'm too old to eat that much, but after, uh, three each of four flavors, my stomach locked up.  It took me two hours to eat all of them.  Oh, where was I?  Oh, the hot babe bartender, who has served me often there, coaxed me into buy a Dos Equis because she said it was three bucks.  But when I saw the receipt, it said the beer was four.  "But I thought you said the Dos Equis was three?" I argued.  And her response was ... uh, I don't know what it was other than an oblivious, "No, it's four."  She's hot, and I will go back to her again, but goddammit, she lied to me, and it's not the airhead's first time doing that.  Yeah, it's a buck, but Christ, it's the principle, too.
3. Finally, I went to a party last (Wednesday) night.  ******e was going to be there.  Last time she was a fucking animal, giving me a BJ like she hadn't eaten in a week in the wilderness.  (Felt bad that I didn't cum in her mouth; I had to jerk off onto her instead.)  Anyway, I thought it was her birthday last night, and I was going to "reward" her by railing her and, hopefully, giving her another facial.  But while she was really cool to talk to, she did ... nothing.  No fucking, no blowjobs, and she didn't even touch me.  We got naked, sure, but she just kind of bounced on me for a little bit, and then she stopped.  I had to leave to watch the women's hockey Gold Medal Game at Buffalo Wild Wings, and ******e said that she wasn't "feeling it" and wanted me to stick around when she got that "feeling" back, I guess.  But I didn't want to stick around, and without cumming, I arranged a lower amount for the VIP.  I initially said $60, she thought $100, so I finally compromised to $80.  I have gotten naked and laid on a bed and paid less than $80.  I don't want to be pissed, but God, what a ripoff.  And such weird behavior from ******e!

I should stay home for the next week to make up for the, uh, $22-3 I wasted.