Oh, should talk about this.
At work, when we have morning break (which is just an hour after I come in, oy), I usually just go get coffee, then go to the bathroom and read through the Internet while sitting on the toilet. Sometimes my bowels need an hour to get going. It's a good system.
Anyway, for the past, uh, week-plus (?), whenever I've been in the toilet trying to take a dump, I have, no joke, felt, just once, as if a drop of water has fallen on the extreme left side of my left thigh. In fact, I feel like two drops of water fall, on the same two spots of my extreme left thigh. I feel those spots after I "feel" the drops, but there is no water, and I look up at the ceiling, and there are no leaks coming from above. Plus, I only "feel" these drops of water during morning break at work, and nowhere else.
I would check for something like that on WebMD, but it'd say it's, like, sign of a fuckin' stroke or something. I'm just going to brush it off because it only happens at a specific place, but if it's more than that, well, you know where you heard it here first.
Got to go to work.
At work, when we have morning break (which is just an hour after I come in, oy), I usually just go get coffee, then go to the bathroom and read through the Internet while sitting on the toilet. Sometimes my bowels need an hour to get going. It's a good system.
Anyway, for the past, uh, week-plus (?), whenever I've been in the toilet trying to take a dump, I have, no joke, felt, just once, as if a drop of water has fallen on the extreme left side of my left thigh. In fact, I feel like two drops of water fall, on the same two spots of my extreme left thigh. I feel those spots after I "feel" the drops, but there is no water, and I look up at the ceiling, and there are no leaks coming from above. Plus, I only "feel" these drops of water during morning break at work, and nowhere else.
I would check for something like that on WebMD, but it'd say it's, like, sign of a fuckin' stroke or something. I'm just going to brush it off because it only happens at a specific place, but if it's more than that, well, you know where you heard it here first.
Got to go to work.
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