Felt the urge to jerk off to porn this morning. I then remembered that I am going to a stripper party where, I presume, I'll get my dick sucked. I'm not the many I was 20 years ago, where I could just splooge at will -- OK, I exaggerate; I could jizz on back-to-back days, certainly. But since I, uh, used up my semen today, I don't know if I've got any tomorrow. Man, I'm so old that I don't know if I can even get hard at the party tomorrow.
So, whoops.
So, whoops.
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