You know what? After reaching Day 7 and its 400% Mega Lucky Bonus just now and getting yet another jackpot that sailed over $2 million, I feel safe in stopping my list of every spin that falls outside the parameter of six figures and $1,999,999. It isn't worth keeping a list of noteworthy instances when nearly every spin results in a "noteworthy instance."
But now that I don't feel like updating this list anymore, I might as well release this list of every outlier jackpot on Texas Hold 'Em Poker. This isn't from the very, very beginning of the Mega Lucky Bonus, but I began compiling this list, with dates and times, more than two years ago, so it's still a sizable list. I did not write down all the symbols when I started; it only occurred to me later to write them down so I can associate which symbols give me huge numbers and which ones give me paltry ones. And, because I have OCD, if the tumblers stopped where the symbol is not right in the hypothetical middle, noted by a black line that you see in actual slot machines, I note how "offset" it is from that middle, or if two symbols appear equidistant from that. I too added that information after I began this list.
I know for a fact that no one on Earth cares enough about the Mega Lucky Bonus in Texas Hold 'Em Poker on Facebook to create such an obsessive, insipid list. So even though this may reveal a scary and off-putting side of my character, I present this to you as an expression of my uniqueness -- and, unless I change my mind and start another list (I admit that I could, if these jackpots go back to "normal"), this also serves as a representation of an OCD tic of which I have hopefully broken free. In other words, as I publish this list, I am tossing you my handcuffs.
Enjoy and/or marvel!
2,646,000 12/10/18
3,150,000 12/11/18
2,835,000 1/7/19
2,268,000 1/19/19
30,240 1/24/19
2,835,000 2/7/19
68,040 2/8/19
75,600 2/11/19
4,914,000 3/7/19 (morning; three three-leaf clovers)
75,600 3/9/19 (10:40 a.m.; cherry-cherry-dog)
north of 43,000 3/12/19 (around 4:41 p.m.; slight incline of cherries and 7's ... I fucked up; I left the page before looking at the amount I actually won)
60,480 3/13/19 (6:33 a.m., I think; offset three bar-three bar-one bar)
45,360 3/13/19 (10:53 or 10:54 p.m.; between one bar and two bars-between clover and one bar-one bar)
94,500 3/18/19 (3:55 p.m.; one-bar/heart/one-bar)
88,200 3/20/19 (around 5:10 p.m.; between dog and cherry/cherry/cherry)
50,400 3/21/19 (around 12:20 a.m.; two-bar/clover/two-bar)
4,032,000 3/24/19 (around 9:45 a.m.?; three diamonds)
3,276,000 3/25/19 (4:58 a.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
63,000 3/27/19 (4:31 p.m.; cherry/7/horseshoe)
17,640 3/29/19 (6:32 a.m.; cherry/cherry/cherry)
30,240 4/2/19 (9:39 p.m.; cherry/cherry/heart)
2,835,000 4/4/19 (11:39 p.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
3,780,000 4/6/19 (about 7:40 a.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
37,800 4/10/19 (about 6:34 a.m.; offset cherry/7/Zynga dog; multiplier of only x1?!)
37,800 4/10/19 (4:48 p.m.; cherry/cherry/Zynga dog; multiplier of only x1?!)
81,900 5/2/19 (oh, about 12:10 a.m.; between one-bar and two-bar/offset club/between club and one-bar)
36,750 5/5/19 (oh, about 6:06 p.m.; between cherry and 7/Zynga dog/offset horseshoe)
84,000 5/10/19 (6:37 a.m.; just offset one-bar/just offset diamond/one-bar)
99,750 5/9/19 (12:25 a.m.; three-bar/heart/slightly offset three-bar)
2,295,000 5/18/19 (1:11 a.m.; offset two-bar/slightly offset diamond/slightly offset two-bar)
3,060,000 5/18/19 (7:11 a.m.; offset three-bar/offset spade/three-bar)
3,315,000 5/20/19 (5:49 a.m.?; slightly offset two-bar/between heart and horseshoe/offset two-bar)
2,103,750 5/22/19 (6:34 a.m.; offset two-bar/club/two-bar)
3,034,500 5/24/19 (8:05 a.m.; between spade and Zynga dog/offset spade/spade)
7,140,000 5/26/19 (3:05 p.m.; diamond/diamond/diamond)
10,200,000 5/27/19 (1:36 a.m.; between horseshoe and spade/between heart and horseshoe/horseshoe)
2,142,000 5/30/19 (5:31 a.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
10,200,000 5/31/19 (7:04 p.m.; slightly offset horseshoe/horseshoe/slightly offset horseshoe)
2,677,500 6/14/19 (6:34 a.m.; two-bar/slightly offset spade/two-bar)
2,167,500 6/26/19 (10:26 p.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
2,040,000 6/27/19 (1:20 a.m.; heart/between heart and horseshoe/between diamond and heart)
2,295,000 6/30/19 (1:08 p.m.; double-bar/diamond/double-bar)
3,034,500 7/2/19 (1:58 a.m.; spade/spade/slightly offset spade)
3,315,000 7/2/19 (6:30 p.m.; two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,091,000 7/10/19 (6:33 a.m.; one-bar/between heart and horseshoe/one-bar)
2,040,000 7/11/19 (11:54 a.m.; offset two-bar/offset two-bar/slightly offset two-bar)
30,600,000 (!!!) 7/12/19 (12:35 a.m.; offset 7/slightly-offset 7/slightly-offset 7)
2,320,500 7/16/19 (6:34 a.m.; club/slightly offset club/club)
2,907,000 7/23/19 (12:32 a.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
94,350 7/23/19 (5:21 p.m.; cherry/cherry/cherry)
3,251,250 7/24/19 (4:17 p.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
2,142,000 7/24/19 (9:46 p.m., although it could have been 9:47 p.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
2,448,000 7/26/19 (12:53 p.m.; two-bar/slightly offset two-bar/two-bar)
3,251,250 7/28/19 (6:45 a.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
4,845,000 7/31/19 (12:47 a.m.; slightly offset diamond/slightly offset heart/slightly offset three-bar)
3,825,000 7/31/19 (8:47 p.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
6,502,500 8/1/19 (1:13 a.m.; spade/slightly offset spade/spade)
2,040,000 8/2/19 (6:38 a.m.; two-bar/two-bar/two-bar)
96,900 8/3/19 (5:35 p.m.; one-bar/slightly offset two-bar/offset three-bar)
2,142,000 8/5/19 (12:12 a.m.; slightly offset two-bar/spade/two-bar)
2,486,250 8/6/19 (1:08 a.m.; two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,856,000 8/7/19 (5:15 p.m.; heart/slightly offset heart/heart)
4,335,000 8/8/19 (6:36 a.m.; three-bar/club/slightly offset three-bar)
2,295,000 8/8/19 (4:16 p.m.; three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
2,677,500 8/9/19 (12:41 a.m.; two-bar/between horseshoe and spade/two-bar)
2,486,250 8/10/19 (10:22 p.m; two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,601,000 8/16/19 (6:34 a.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
2,103,750 8/27/19 (11:28 p.m.; between two-bar and three-bar/club/slightly offset two-bar)
3,633,750 8/28/19 (6:17 p.m.; three-bar/slightly offset heart/slightly offset three-bar)
2,142,000 8/30/19 (5:28 p.m.; two-bar/spade/slightly offset two-bar)
2,601,000 9/6/19 (9:59 a.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
6,502,500 9/10/19 (10:51 p.m.; spade/slightly offset spade/spade)
2,550,000 9/22/19 (7:58 a.m.; three-bar/slightly offset spade/three-bar)
12,240,000 (!!!) 9/26/19 (12:11 a.m.; horseshoe/horseshoe/slightly-offset horseshoe)
2,635,000 10/11/19 (5:37 p.m.; three-bar/club/slightly offset three-bar -- and only at Day 5/200%)
2,091,000 10/13/19 (9:21 a.m.; offset one-bar/offset heart/one-bar)
2,499,000 10/20/19 (12:56 a.m.; offset diamond/diamond/diamond)
2,550,000 10/24/19 (6:05 a.m.; offset three-bar/offset spade/slightly offset three-bar)
2,550,000 10/24/19 (5:59 p.m.; offset three-bar/offset spade/offset three-bar)
91,800 11/1/19 (6:27 a.m.; offset cherry/cherry/7)
2,677,500 11/3/19 (5:29 p.m.; slightly offset two-bar/slightly offset spade/two-bar)
2,295,000 11/7/19 (8:11 p.m.; offset three-bar/offset diamond/three-bar)
2,601,000 11/13/19 (12:30 a.m.; slightly-offset spade/spade/slightly-offset spade)
2,550,000 11/16/19 (2:37 p.m.; between three-bar and diamond/offset spade/diamond)
4,080,000 11/21/19 (8:14 a.m.; offset horseshoe/offset horseshoe/horseshoe)
4,896,000 11/21/19 (9:32 p.m.; heart/heart/slightly offset heart)
4,972,000 11/28/19 (6:22 a.m.; club/slightly-offset club/offset club)
4,845,000 12/1/19 (8:18 p.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
6,630,000 12/4/19 (9:00 p.m.; slightly-offset club/offset club/club)
94,350 12/9/19 (10:27 p.m.; cherry/slightly-offset cherry/cherry)
2,295,000 12/11/19 (8:36 a.m.; two-bar/diamond/two-bar)
oh, shit, I fucked up and moved on to another page before typing this in ... it was more than 2.4 million ... I'm so fucking stupid 12/15/19 (9:04 a.m.; yeah, I totally forgot the combination)
2,040,000 12/15/19 (10:18 p.m.; three-bar/offset one-bar/offset one-bar)
2,142,000 12/16/19 (8:41 a.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
2,142,000 12/22/19 (2:26 a.m.; two-bar/spade/offset two-bar)
2,499,000 12/23/19 (3:17 a.m.; diamond/offset diamond/slightly-offset diamond)
2,550,000 12/28/19 (12:07 a.m.; man, I left the page without remembering the combination ... sorry, it's just that my alma mater go their asses kicked and I have to work tomorrow and the old car is vibrating really bad and ...)
2,295,000 1/7/20 (9:14 p.m.; between two-bar and three-bar/offset diamond/slightly offset two-bar)
4,590,000 1/11/20 (9:32 p.m.; three-bar/diamond/offset three-bar)
15,300,000 1/24/20 (6:27 a.m.; horseshoe/horseshoe/offset horseshoe)
5,355,000 1/25/20 (9:01 a.m.; slightly-offset diamond/diamond/diamond)
2,907,000 1/26/20 (9:26 a.m.; three-bar/heart/slightly-offset three-bar)
2,677,500 2/2/20 (1:45 a.m.; two-bar/between spade and Zynga dog/slightly offset two-bar)
2,907,000 2/7/20 (1:38 a.m.; three-bar/heart/offset three-bar)
5,100,000 2/9/20 (11:03 p.m.; offset three-bar/spade/three-bar)
2,167,500 2/19/20 (6:15 p.m.; three-bar/offset club/offset three-bar)
2,142,000 2/19/20 (10:30 p.m.; two-bar/between spade and Zynga dog/between one-bar and two-bar)
88,800 2/27/20 (11:38 p.m.; cherry/7/offset 7 ... this is with the Day 2 bonus only, which is 50% ... that happened two days after I lost my complete 400% Day 7 streak bonus because Facebook was fucking up)
2,320,500 3/4/20 (7:58 p.m.; slightly-offset club/between 7 and club/offset 7)
2,295,000 3/10/20 (12:44 a.m.; two-bar/diamond/between two-bar and three-bar)
2,142,000 3/17/20 (12:45 a.m.; one-bar/spade/one-bar)
oh, it was between 60,000 and 70,000 3/27/20 (didn't note the time nor what I got because I clicked onto the next new notification I had ... hey, I was on my phone all afternoon and evening following the coronavirus, so I let this lapse for Thursday, and once I remembered I needed to spin the wheel, I was all the way back down to Day 1 and 10%, so that's why this is so low ... shit, I just ... kind of stopped caring because the world's about to end ... oh, well, onto building this back up, I guess)
96,000 3/28/00 (3:34 p.m.; offset one-bar/diamond/offset one-bar ... Day 2, so I only get a 50% bonus)
73,500 4/5/20 (12:02 p.m.; two-bar/spade/offset two-bar)
2,091,000 4/20/20 (5:07 p.m.; one-bar/heart/one-bar)
24,480,000 (!!!) 4/21/20 (12:53 a.m.; 7/slightly-offset 7/7)
3,315,000 4/24/20 (9:51 p.m.; slightly-offset two-bar/heart (I think; the slot machine just disappeared on me while I was entering this; offset two-bar)
2,754,000 5/6/20 (3:54 p.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset diamond/offset three-bar)
43,200 5/19/20 (1:46 a.m.; cherry/cherry/slightly-offset heart ... back to Day 1 bullshit)
51,000 5/27/20 (8:27 a.m.; three-bar/club/slightly-offset three-bar ... back to Day 1 bullshit -- again)
57,000 5/27/20 (9:23 a.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar ... more Day 1 bullshit)
2,550,000 6/5/20 (9:22 a.m.; slightly-offset one-bar/one-bar/slightly-offset one-bar)
91,800 6/6/20 (1:42 a.m., although it could have been 1:41 a.m. ... it was right on the line ... I think ... OK, I don't know because I am on Day 7/400% -- how the fuck am I below 100,000 on Day 7/400%?!?!?!; cherry/cherry/offset 7)
4,972,500 6/12/20 (2:06 a.m.; club/slightly-offset [high side] club/slightly-offset [low side] club)
2,677,500 6/12/20 (11:25 p.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
5,100,000 6/13/20 (11:54 a.m.; offset [low side] three-bar/spade/three-bar)
3,825,000 6/15/20 (1:16 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/spade/three-bar)
3,034,500 6/21/20 (9:28 p.m.; spade/spade/spade)
2,550,000 6/28/20 (10:01 p.m.; offset [low] one-bar/slightly-offset [high] one-bar/one-bar)
2,142,000 6/29/20 (8:24 p.m.; two-bar/spade/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
2,499,000 7/2/20 (10:57 p.m.; diamond/diamond/offset [low] diamond)
72,000 7/4/20 (9:18 a.m.; one-bar/diamond/one-bar -- swore I played yesterday, but I don't care, because I got to sleep for 12 hours)
77,700 7/6/20 (1:15 a.m.; slighty-offset [high] cherry/cherry/cherry)
2,470,000 7/7/20 (4:27 p.m.; between two-bar and three-bar/between heart and horseshoe/between three-bar and diamond -- and this is on Day 4/150%!)
2,907,000 7/10/20 (10:45 a.m.; three-bar/heart/offset [high] heart)
3,672,000 7/15/20 (1:17 a.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] three-bar/offset [high] three-bar)
3,442,500 7/18/20 (12:00 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
3,633,750 7/18/20 (8:52 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] three-bar/heart/three-bar)
2,422,500 7/19/20 (6:23 p.m.; three-bar/heart/slightly-offset [high] three-bar)
3,442,500 7/29/20 (10:45 p.m.; three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
2,601,000 7/31/20 (8:45 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/club/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
11,475,000 (!!!) 8/3/20 (10:07 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] spade/spade/spade)
11,475,000 (!!!) 8/4/20 (6:51 p.m.; offset [low] Zynga dog/offset [high] horseshoe/offset [high] horseshoe)
3,149,250 8/12/20 (11:05 a.m.; diamond/horseshoe/offset [high] three-bar)
2,244,000 8/13/20 (11:35 p.m.; two-bar/club/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
2,040,000 8/16/20 (11:30 a.m.; three-bar/spade/offset [high] three-bar)
5,049,000 8/17/20 (4:25 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/diamond/offset [high] three-bar)
2,652,000 8/25/20 (10:29 p.m.; club/club/offset [high] club)
2,040,000 8/28/20 (8:50 p.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/slightly-offset [high] spade/three-bar)
2,524,500 8/29/20 (9:34 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/diamond/offset [high] three-bar)
91,800 8/30/20 (1:46 a.m.; cherry/cherry/slightly-offset [high] heart ... and by the way, this is when I am full up -- Day 7/400%!)
4,768,500 9/4/20 (1:51 a.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
2,244,000 9/11/20 (11:34 p.m.; two-bar/offset [high] club/between one-bar and two-bar)
3,150,000 12/11/18
2,835,000 1/7/19
2,268,000 1/19/19
30,240 1/24/19
2,835,000 2/7/19
68,040 2/8/19
75,600 2/11/19
4,914,000 3/7/19 (morning; three three-leaf clovers)
75,600 3/9/19 (10:40 a.m.; cherry-cherry-dog)
north of 43,000 3/12/19 (around 4:41 p.m.; slight incline of cherries and 7's ... I fucked up; I left the page before looking at the amount I actually won)
60,480 3/13/19 (6:33 a.m., I think; offset three bar-three bar-one bar)
45,360 3/13/19 (10:53 or 10:54 p.m.; between one bar and two bars-between clover and one bar-one bar)
94,500 3/18/19 (3:55 p.m.; one-bar/heart/one-bar)
88,200 3/20/19 (around 5:10 p.m.; between dog and cherry/cherry/cherry)
50,400 3/21/19 (around 12:20 a.m.; two-bar/clover/two-bar)
4,032,000 3/24/19 (around 9:45 a.m.?; three diamonds)
3,276,000 3/25/19 (4:58 a.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
63,000 3/27/19 (4:31 p.m.; cherry/7/horseshoe)
17,640 3/29/19 (6:32 a.m.; cherry/cherry/cherry)
30,240 4/2/19 (9:39 p.m.; cherry/cherry/heart)
2,835,000 4/4/19 (11:39 p.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
3,780,000 4/6/19 (about 7:40 a.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
37,800 4/10/19 (about 6:34 a.m.; offset cherry/7/Zynga dog; multiplier of only x1?!)
37,800 4/10/19 (4:48 p.m.; cherry/cherry/Zynga dog; multiplier of only x1?!)
81,900 5/2/19 (oh, about 12:10 a.m.; between one-bar and two-bar/offset club/between club and one-bar)
36,750 5/5/19 (oh, about 6:06 p.m.; between cherry and 7/Zynga dog/offset horseshoe)
84,000 5/10/19 (6:37 a.m.; just offset one-bar/just offset diamond/one-bar)
99,750 5/9/19 (12:25 a.m.; three-bar/heart/slightly offset three-bar)
2,295,000 5/18/19 (1:11 a.m.; offset two-bar/slightly offset diamond/slightly offset two-bar)
3,060,000 5/18/19 (7:11 a.m.; offset three-bar/offset spade/three-bar)
3,315,000 5/20/19 (5:49 a.m.?; slightly offset two-bar/between heart and horseshoe/offset two-bar)
2,103,750 5/22/19 (6:34 a.m.; offset two-bar/club/two-bar)
3,034,500 5/24/19 (8:05 a.m.; between spade and Zynga dog/offset spade/spade)
7,140,000 5/26/19 (3:05 p.m.; diamond/diamond/diamond)
10,200,000 5/27/19 (1:36 a.m.; between horseshoe and spade/between heart and horseshoe/horseshoe)
2,142,000 5/30/19 (5:31 a.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
10,200,000 5/31/19 (7:04 p.m.; slightly offset horseshoe/horseshoe/slightly offset horseshoe)
2,677,500 6/14/19 (6:34 a.m.; two-bar/slightly offset spade/two-bar)
2,167,500 6/26/19 (10:26 p.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
2,040,000 6/27/19 (1:20 a.m.; heart/between heart and horseshoe/between diamond and heart)
2,295,000 6/30/19 (1:08 p.m.; double-bar/diamond/double-bar)
3,034,500 7/2/19 (1:58 a.m.; spade/spade/slightly offset spade)
3,315,000 7/2/19 (6:30 p.m.; two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,091,000 7/10/19 (6:33 a.m.; one-bar/between heart and horseshoe/one-bar)
2,040,000 7/11/19 (11:54 a.m.; offset two-bar/offset two-bar/slightly offset two-bar)
30,600,000 (!!!) 7/12/19 (12:35 a.m.; offset 7/slightly-offset 7/slightly-offset 7)
2,320,500 7/16/19 (6:34 a.m.; club/slightly offset club/club)
2,907,000 7/23/19 (12:32 a.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
94,350 7/23/19 (5:21 p.m.; cherry/cherry/cherry)
3,251,250 7/24/19 (4:17 p.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
2,142,000 7/24/19 (9:46 p.m., although it could have been 9:47 p.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
2,448,000 7/26/19 (12:53 p.m.; two-bar/slightly offset two-bar/two-bar)
3,251,250 7/28/19 (6:45 a.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
4,845,000 7/31/19 (12:47 a.m.; slightly offset diamond/slightly offset heart/slightly offset three-bar)
3,825,000 7/31/19 (8:47 p.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
6,502,500 8/1/19 (1:13 a.m.; spade/slightly offset spade/spade)
2,040,000 8/2/19 (6:38 a.m.; two-bar/two-bar/two-bar)
96,900 8/3/19 (5:35 p.m.; one-bar/slightly offset two-bar/offset three-bar)
2,142,000 8/5/19 (12:12 a.m.; slightly offset two-bar/spade/two-bar)
2,486,250 8/6/19 (1:08 a.m.; two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,856,000 8/7/19 (5:15 p.m.; heart/slightly offset heart/heart)
4,335,000 8/8/19 (6:36 a.m.; three-bar/club/slightly offset three-bar)
2,295,000 8/8/19 (4:16 p.m.; three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
2,677,500 8/9/19 (12:41 a.m.; two-bar/between horseshoe and spade/two-bar)
2,486,250 8/10/19 (10:22 p.m; two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,601,000 8/16/19 (6:34 a.m.; three-bar/spade/three-bar)
2,103,750 8/27/19 (11:28 p.m.; between two-bar and three-bar/club/slightly offset two-bar)
3,633,750 8/28/19 (6:17 p.m.; three-bar/slightly offset heart/slightly offset three-bar)
2,142,000 8/30/19 (5:28 p.m.; two-bar/spade/slightly offset two-bar)
2,601,000 9/6/19 (9:59 a.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
6,502,500 9/10/19 (10:51 p.m.; spade/slightly offset spade/spade)
2,550,000 9/22/19 (7:58 a.m.; three-bar/slightly offset spade/three-bar)
12,240,000 (!!!) 9/26/19 (12:11 a.m.; horseshoe/horseshoe/slightly-offset horseshoe)
2,635,000 10/11/19 (5:37 p.m.; three-bar/club/slightly offset three-bar -- and only at Day 5/200%)
2,091,000 10/13/19 (9:21 a.m.; offset one-bar/offset heart/one-bar)
2,499,000 10/20/19 (12:56 a.m.; offset diamond/diamond/diamond)
2,550,000 10/24/19 (6:05 a.m.; offset three-bar/offset spade/slightly offset three-bar)
2,550,000 10/24/19 (5:59 p.m.; offset three-bar/offset spade/offset three-bar)
91,800 11/1/19 (6:27 a.m.; offset cherry/cherry/7)
2,677,500 11/3/19 (5:29 p.m.; slightly offset two-bar/slightly offset spade/two-bar)
2,295,000 11/7/19 (8:11 p.m.; offset three-bar/offset diamond/three-bar)
2,601,000 11/13/19 (12:30 a.m.; slightly-offset spade/spade/slightly-offset spade)
2,550,000 11/16/19 (2:37 p.m.; between three-bar and diamond/offset spade/diamond)
4,080,000 11/21/19 (8:14 a.m.; offset horseshoe/offset horseshoe/horseshoe)
4,896,000 11/21/19 (9:32 p.m.; heart/heart/slightly offset heart)
4,972,000 11/28/19 (6:22 a.m.; club/slightly-offset club/offset club)
4,845,000 12/1/19 (8:18 p.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
6,630,000 12/4/19 (9:00 p.m.; slightly-offset club/offset club/club)
94,350 12/9/19 (10:27 p.m.; cherry/slightly-offset cherry/cherry)
2,295,000 12/11/19 (8:36 a.m.; two-bar/diamond/two-bar)
oh, shit, I fucked up and moved on to another page before typing this in ... it was more than 2.4 million ... I'm so fucking stupid 12/15/19 (9:04 a.m.; yeah, I totally forgot the combination)
2,040,000 12/15/19 (10:18 p.m.; three-bar/offset one-bar/offset one-bar)
2,142,000 12/16/19 (8:41 a.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
2,142,000 12/22/19 (2:26 a.m.; two-bar/spade/offset two-bar)
2,499,000 12/23/19 (3:17 a.m.; diamond/offset diamond/slightly-offset diamond)
2,550,000 12/28/19 (12:07 a.m.; man, I left the page without remembering the combination ... sorry, it's just that my alma mater go their asses kicked and I have to work tomorrow and the old car is vibrating really bad and ...)
2,295,000 1/7/20 (9:14 p.m.; between two-bar and three-bar/offset diamond/slightly offset two-bar)
4,590,000 1/11/20 (9:32 p.m.; three-bar/diamond/offset three-bar)
15,300,000 1/24/20 (6:27 a.m.; horseshoe/horseshoe/offset horseshoe)
5,355,000 1/25/20 (9:01 a.m.; slightly-offset diamond/diamond/diamond)
2,907,000 1/26/20 (9:26 a.m.; three-bar/heart/slightly-offset three-bar)
2,677,500 2/2/20 (1:45 a.m.; two-bar/between spade and Zynga dog/slightly offset two-bar)
2,907,000 2/7/20 (1:38 a.m.; three-bar/heart/offset three-bar)
5,100,000 2/9/20 (11:03 p.m.; offset three-bar/spade/three-bar)
2,167,500 2/19/20 (6:15 p.m.; three-bar/offset club/offset three-bar)
2,142,000 2/19/20 (10:30 p.m.; two-bar/between spade and Zynga dog/between one-bar and two-bar)
88,800 2/27/20 (11:38 p.m.; cherry/7/offset 7 ... this is with the Day 2 bonus only, which is 50% ... that happened two days after I lost my complete 400% Day 7 streak bonus because Facebook was fucking up)
2,320,500 3/4/20 (7:58 p.m.; slightly-offset club/between 7 and club/offset 7)
2,295,000 3/10/20 (12:44 a.m.; two-bar/diamond/between two-bar and three-bar)
2,142,000 3/17/20 (12:45 a.m.; one-bar/spade/one-bar)
oh, it was between 60,000 and 70,000 3/27/20 (didn't note the time nor what I got because I clicked onto the next new notification I had ... hey, I was on my phone all afternoon and evening following the coronavirus, so I let this lapse for Thursday, and once I remembered I needed to spin the wheel, I was all the way back down to Day 1 and 10%, so that's why this is so low ... shit, I just ... kind of stopped caring because the world's about to end ... oh, well, onto building this back up, I guess)
96,000 3/28/00 (3:34 p.m.; offset one-bar/diamond/offset one-bar ... Day 2, so I only get a 50% bonus)
73,500 4/5/20 (12:02 p.m.; two-bar/spade/offset two-bar)
2,091,000 4/20/20 (5:07 p.m.; one-bar/heart/one-bar)
24,480,000 (!!!) 4/21/20 (12:53 a.m.; 7/slightly-offset 7/7)
3,315,000 4/24/20 (9:51 p.m.; slightly-offset two-bar/heart (I think; the slot machine just disappeared on me while I was entering this; offset two-bar)
2,754,000 5/6/20 (3:54 p.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset diamond/offset three-bar)
43,200 5/19/20 (1:46 a.m.; cherry/cherry/slightly-offset heart ... back to Day 1 bullshit)
51,000 5/27/20 (8:27 a.m.; three-bar/club/slightly-offset three-bar ... back to Day 1 bullshit -- again)
57,000 5/27/20 (9:23 a.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar ... more Day 1 bullshit)
2,550,000 6/5/20 (9:22 a.m.; slightly-offset one-bar/one-bar/slightly-offset one-bar)
91,800 6/6/20 (1:42 a.m., although it could have been 1:41 a.m. ... it was right on the line ... I think ... OK, I don't know because I am on Day 7/400% -- how the fuck am I below 100,000 on Day 7/400%?!?!?!; cherry/cherry/offset 7)
4,972,500 6/12/20 (2:06 a.m.; club/slightly-offset [high side] club/slightly-offset [low side] club)
2,677,500 6/12/20 (11:25 p.m.; two-bar/spade/two-bar)
5,100,000 6/13/20 (11:54 a.m.; offset [low side] three-bar/spade/three-bar)
3,825,000 6/15/20 (1:16 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/spade/three-bar)
3,034,500 6/21/20 (9:28 p.m.; spade/spade/spade)
2,550,000 6/28/20 (10:01 p.m.; offset [low] one-bar/slightly-offset [high] one-bar/one-bar)
2,142,000 6/29/20 (8:24 p.m.; two-bar/spade/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
2,499,000 7/2/20 (10:57 p.m.; diamond/diamond/offset [low] diamond)
72,000 7/4/20 (9:18 a.m.; one-bar/diamond/one-bar -- swore I played yesterday, but I don't care, because I got to sleep for 12 hours)
77,700 7/6/20 (1:15 a.m.; slighty-offset [high] cherry/cherry/cherry)
2,470,000 7/7/20 (4:27 p.m.; between two-bar and three-bar/between heart and horseshoe/between three-bar and diamond -- and this is on Day 4/150%!)
2,907,000 7/10/20 (10:45 a.m.; three-bar/heart/offset [high] heart)
3,672,000 7/15/20 (1:17 a.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] three-bar/offset [high] three-bar)
3,442,500 7/18/20 (12:00 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
3,633,750 7/18/20 (8:52 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] three-bar/heart/three-bar)
2,422,500 7/19/20 (6:23 p.m.; three-bar/heart/slightly-offset [high] three-bar)
3,442,500 7/29/20 (10:45 p.m.; three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
2,601,000 7/31/20 (8:45 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/club/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
11,475,000 (!!!) 8/3/20 (10:07 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] spade/spade/spade)
11,475,000 (!!!) 8/4/20 (6:51 p.m.; offset [low] Zynga dog/offset [high] horseshoe/offset [high] horseshoe)
3,149,250 8/12/20 (11:05 a.m.; diamond/horseshoe/offset [high] three-bar)
2,244,000 8/13/20 (11:35 p.m.; two-bar/club/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
2,040,000 8/16/20 (11:30 a.m.; three-bar/spade/offset [high] three-bar)
5,049,000 8/17/20 (4:25 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/diamond/offset [high] three-bar)
2,652,000 8/25/20 (10:29 p.m.; club/club/offset [high] club)
2,040,000 8/28/20 (8:50 p.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/slightly-offset [high] spade/three-bar)
2,524,500 8/29/20 (9:34 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/diamond/offset [high] three-bar)
91,800 8/30/20 (1:46 a.m.; cherry/cherry/slightly-offset [high] heart ... and by the way, this is when I am full up -- Day 7/400%!)
4,768,500 9/4/20 (1:51 a.m.; three-bar/club/three-bar)
2,244,000 9/11/20 (11:34 p.m.; two-bar/offset [high] club/between one-bar and two-bar)
4,080,000 9/18/20 (11:54 p.m.; 7/7/7)
2,524,500 9/28/20 (1:39 a.m.; three-bar/diamond/slightly-offset [high] three-bar)
2,856,000 10/1/20 (12:40 a.m.; offset [high] two-bar/slightly-offset [low] spade/two-bar)
4,080,000 10/6/20 (1:48 a.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] spade/between three-bar and diamond)
2,154,750 10/6/20 (6:08 p.m.; offset [low] two-bar/heart/two-bar)
3,149,250 10/8/20 (2:03 a.m.; three-bar/heart/three-bar)
2,320,500 10/12/20 (6:32 p.m.; two-bar/offset [high] spade/offset [high] one-bar)
3,034,500 10/14/20 (3:49 p.m. [I think, I forgot to look at it at the burst]; slightly-offset [low] spade/spade/slightly-offset [high] spade)
2,244,000 10/15/20 (2:01 a.m.; two-bar/club/two-bar)
2,154,750 10/22/20 (12:38 a.m.; two-bar/slightly-offset [high] heart/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
3,876,000 10/22/20 (6:26 p.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/slightly-offset [low] heart/three-bar)
2,189,000 10/24/20 (I think -- the webpage switched from the slot machine by itself; 8:28 p.m.; didn't catch the symbols because, well, the webpage switched from the slot machine by itself. Oh, and I forgot to type in the date this happened, so on 10/27/20 I looked at the "Published on" date and decided it had to be that)
2,142,000 10/27/20 (oh, shit, I forgot the time; diamond/diamond/offset [high] diamond)
89,250 11/1/20 (5:58 p.m.; cherry/7/Zynga dog -- how in the fuck do I get less than $100,000 on a Day 7/400%???)
2,448,000 11/5/20 (5:26 p.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/offset [high] three-bar/three-bar)
5,304,000 11/14/20 (10:13 p.m.; club/club/slightly-offset [high] club)
2,244,000 11/16/20 (6:09 p.m.; two-bar/offset [high] club/offset [high] two-bar)
3,876,000 11/17/20 (6:08 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] three-bar/heart/slightly-offset [high] three-bar)
2,983,500 11/30/20 (11:55 p.m.; offset [high] two-bar/diamond/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
3,672,000 12/8/20 (12:13 a.m.; slightly-offset [low] three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
4,768,500 12/10/20 (1:41 a.m.; spade/spade/slightly-offset [high] spade)
2,524,500 12/12/20 (7:37 p.m.; offset [low] three-bar/diamond/three-bar)
12,240,000 (!!!) 12/14/20 (2:07 a.m.; offset [low] 7/7/7)
2,805,000 12/18/20 (6:41 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] one-bar/one-bar/offset [high] one-bar)
88,000 1/2/21 (2:29 a.m.; slightly-offset [low] two-bar/club/two-bar -- Day 2/50%)
2,154,750 1/8/21 (5:07 p.m.; two-bar/heart/offset [low] two-bar)
2,805,000 1/20/21 (2:25 a.m.; between three-bar and diamond/spade/three-bar)
2,817,750 2/3/21 (6:20 a.m.; between three-bar and diamond/offset [low] club/offset [low] three-bar)
2,805,000 2/14/21 (2:27 a.m.; three-bar/spade/slightly-offset [high] three-bar)
3,085,500 2/14/21 (5:39 p.m.; two-bar/club/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
24,000 2/20/21 (1:22 a.m.; slightly-offset [low] one-bar/diamond/offset [high] one-bar; back down to Day 1/10%; thought I spun the machine yesterday ... apparently I did not, so fuck y'all)
2,652,000 2/26/21 (2:18 a.m.; offset [low] two-bar/heart/two-bar)
2,601,000 3/2/21 (1:10 a.m.; slightly-offset [low] spade/offset [low] spade/spade)
96,000 3/6/21 (9:46 a.m.; slightly-offset [low] two-bar/diamond/two-bar)
2,046,000 3/9/21 (5:29 p.m.; offset [high] two-bar/diamond/two-bar; Day 5/200%)
2,265,250 3/10/21 (3:12 a.m.; three-bar/club/slightly-offset [high] three-bar; Day 6/300%)
3,366,000 3/16/21 (4:30 p.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/three-bar/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
6,120,000 3/17/21 (10:46 p.m.; horseshoe/offset [low] horseshoe/offset [high] horseshoe)
79,800 3/22/21 (1:04 a.m.; three-bar/one-bar/three-bar)
91,000 3/23/21 (6:04 or 6:05 p.m.; cherry/7/7; Day 4/150%)
2,439,500 3/25/21 (11:26 p.m.; spade/spade/spade; Day 6/300%)
4,080,000 3/26/21 (7:35 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] horseshoe/horseshoe/horseshoe)
8,160,000 4/3/21 (3:28 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] horseshoe/horseshoe/slightly-offset [low] horseshoe)
3,672,000 4/4/21 (2:25 a.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] diamond/three-bar)
2,983,500 4/8/21 (2:26 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] three-bar/diamond/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
2,154,750 4/11/21 (6:16 p.m.; two-bar/slightly-offset [low] heart/offset [low] two-bar)
2,320,500 4/23/21 (6:34 p.m.; two-bar/offset [high] spade/offset [low] two-bar)
2,524,500 4/28/21 (12:52 a.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] diamond/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
2,244,000 4/29/21 (7:32 p.m.; slightly-offset [high] two-bar/two-bar/offset [low] two-bar)
3,672,000 4/30/21 (11:51 p.m.; offset [high] three-bar/offset [high] diamond/three-bar)
3,149,250 5/2/21 (2:37 a.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] heart/slightly-offset [high] three-bar)
89,250 5/3/21 (7:40 p.m.; offset [high] cherry/slightly-offset [low] horseshoe/slightly-offset [high] 7 -- and this was on Day 7/400%!!!)
2,448,000 5/4/21 (12:11 a.m.; slightly-offset [high] two-bar/slightly-offset [high] diamond/two-bar)
3,916,290 5/11/21 (6:04 p.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [high] spade/three-bar)
6,657,693 5/12/21 (5:41 p.m.; two-bar/slightly-offset [low] spade/slightly-offset [high] two-bar)
2,769,377 5/12/21 (8:50 p.m.; two-bar/club/two-bar -- and this happened less than four hours after my last spin, which is above ... weird ...)
5,796,109 5/12/21 (11:31 p.m.; cherry/cherry/slightly-offset [low] cherry -- and I was able to spin this wheel less than three hours after my last spin, which also is above ... extra weird!)
2,928,003 5/18/21 (11:55 p.m.; one-bar/slightly-offset [high] heart/offset [high] one-bar)
3,188,979 5/20/21 (12:36 a.m.; offset [high] three-bar/slightly-offset [low] heart/slightly-offset [low] three-bar)
3,524,661 5/20/21 (5:49 p.m..; offset [high] two-bar/offset [high] horseshoe/offset [high] one-bar)
3,328,847 5/20/21 (11:17 p.m.; cherry/Zynga dog/horseshoe)
14,098,644 5/21/21 (6:07 p.m.; three-bar/slightly-offset [diamond]/three-bar)
2,139,040 5/27/21 (11:55 p.m.; cherry/slightly-offset [low] cherry/offset [high] cherry)
3,494,713 5/28/21 (9:36 p.m.; slightly-offset [low] cherry/cherry/slightly-offset [high] cherry)
3,188,979 5/29/21 (1:36 a.m.; offset [high] three-bar/slightly-offset [high] heart/three-bar)
No comments:
Post a Comment