Need to note that this is the second consecutive weekend I ate Cold Stone Creamery, and it's the second straight weekend where I was shittin' my brains out.  Sure, there were other things I ate that probably contributed to that; yesterday I ate a Heggie's pizza while watching the EPL before having Cold Stone in the afternoon.  But I think my lactose intolerance made an outsized contribution, too.

Thought about pooping from last weekend before I got ice cream yesterday.  Still did it.  Cold Stone Creamery goes down the mouth so well.  It's just that is also goes out, you know, down there not so well.