Yeah, I can't really eat 30 boneless wings and then eat dinner two hours later as if I were a teenager.  I really slowed down around the 20-wing mark, and then it took me a half-hour to down two pork chops which I swear were dry but I probably thought so because my body told me to stop eating.  But no, I had rice and some tofu soup to consume after that.  And I did, and I took a shit, and my stomach is as big as I think it ever has been, and I feel like I've crossed the 180-pound mark for the first time in my life.

I need to exercise for the first time since the pandemic.  But I have to fucking control my goddamn eating, too.  Shit, man, I should drink more water, hell. ...