OK, I just finished the third and final potato my parents left for me to eat. I have read on the Internet that if the potato has green stuff on and in it, cut that out because it's poisonous. So, while watching Empire, I was obsessively looking through every millimeter of that potato to make sure I didn't eat any part of the potato that looks even close to green.
I think I got everything. But right now I feel kind of light-headed. I think this is what you'd feel like if you took LSD. Anyway, if I die, that's why. I ate a bad potato. OK?
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