Monday, January 11, 2016

An Absolutely Fucking Humiliating Day For Twin Cities Sports Fans

The ViQueens, Woofie Dogs and Mild all played yesterday (Sunday).  The Wolves were supposed to tip off at 2, but because of the Vikings they pushed it down to 4, so anyone who wanted to see both teams could.

Well, as you may have heard, the Vikes choked on their lead and pulled defeat from the jaws of victory.  Then, the Timberwolves lost, as usual.  Finally, the Wild lose in the Twin Cities nightcap.

Three "professional" sports team.  All playing at home.  All lost.

Fuck this day.  And fuck this sports town.  What a goddamn disgrace.

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Oh, yeah; the Gopher women's basketball team played a game at Williams Arena which started during the second half of the Vikes game.  Guess how they did?

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I have to give some dap to the Gopher women's hockey team.  They also played Sunday and routed Ohio St. 9-0.  So there's that.  But considering that there was a playoff game and that the three professional/"main" sports each had a timeslot to itself and all shit their pants, I'm inclined to be really pessimistic and say that, once again, Minnesota Is Loserville USA.

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