Hottest Babe In The Hooters Calendar: February

Need to tell y'all that I already masturbated to this month as a way of determining which of these young chicks are the hottest.

A bevy of 16 women have photographs this month -- a large number of a month that's the shortest of any in a year.  And overall, the quality is dragged down by the mediocre pictures and posing.  And it doesn't help that, since it's the month of Valentine's Day, all the babes here are wearing red, which only reinforces the sameness.

Quick word about one of the also-rans: Bree, from Westminster, Colo., who sold me my 2020 calendar, is in this month.  But she's posing with her right side toward the camera, and her right arm is in front of her body.  Kind of a blah picture.  And, come to think of it, she wasn't the warmest Hooters waitress to serve me.  And it's not as if she signed this year's calendar.  I'll pass on her and wish her well next year.

I can parcel out five hotties from this month.

In fifth place is Jerika, out of Weston, Fla.  I like her long dark hair and especially her smile.  But she's shot with her hands holding the straps of her bikini top.  That not only partially hides her boobs, which are on the small side.  It also calls attention to her hands.  Why are they up there?

In fourth place is Kayla, from Melbourne, Fla.  She's a slim blonde, if her stomach is any indication.  And she's got long blonde hair.  But her wan expression ain't that pleasing to the eye.  Plus, she is a bit flat up top, so as impressive as her flat stomach is, she gives off an emaciated vibe.

In third place is Ashlyn, hailing from Jacksonville, N. C.  Not too many things to pick on with this photograph.  She's wearing a hot pink one-piece number that's cut out on side, you know what I mean?  That shows off some impressive abs, which really is wanktastic.  And she's posed with her right arm up and her right hand held behind her head, which is a different look without being distracting.

In second place is Ashlie, out of Madison, Wisc.  She kind of looks like Demi Lovato with longer hair.  She is posing in front of a lake, I think.  She's got a a broad smile, is impressively tan, and has big boobs, which is a plus!

Finally, the woman who is tops for February is the main girl, Averey, from Mesa, Ariz.  She's posing in front of a pool featuring a man-made waterfall.  She's clutching a white curtain off to the shot's right for some reason, but that's the only quibble I have with her.  Otherwise, she's fantastic: Great-looking two-piece bikini, long brown hair, impressive curves and a sexy, tight-lipped smile.  She's fuckin' gorgeous.

So congratulations to Averey!