Busy Days This Week

• Yesterday/Monday: Got Pizza Hut for dinner, then worked out.
• Tonight/Tuesday: Anticipating overtime at work, then headed out to catch Free Guy.
• Tomorrow/Wednesday: I'll need to make up an excuse, but after dinner I am going to see, hopefully, What The Constitution Means To Me at the Guthrie, followed by a quick bite to eat at our bar to make sure we can watch our team there Saturday night.
• Thursday: After work I have a session with my shrink, then I plan on eating Chipotle and then getting a haircut, then seeing Law & Order: SVU which, according to a tweet by Wolf Entertainment head Warren Leight, is a special episode extended by four minutes which will never be seen on television ever again after that airing.  Well, I have to see that then, don't I?

So of course I would break my inner tension by indulging in online porn.  I went to OnlyFans and bought picture after picture after picture -- two dozen, I think an all-time high.  And the stupid thing is, I wouldn't have done it if I didn't do a late, before-midnight run on buying OF porn Sunday evening.  But I was in my horny mood, so I tried to buy up as much porn before it struck midnight.  Unfortunately, I wanted to sneak in one more purchase before 12:00 a.m., but I failed.  And, according to the rules I (or my OCD) set up, that means that it would only make sense to use that same credit card the next day.  So I did -- for McDonald's before work, Pizza Hut for dinner, and then for the OF porn after coming back from the gym.  (By the way, the picture I tried to buy before midnight but didn't?  There wasn't even any nudity in it.  Pssh.)

Glad I have a job.  Because next month's credit card bill is going to be a bad one.