The Hottest Girl In The Hooters Calendar: September

I had first looked this over when I reviewed August and I wasn't impressed.  But now, seeing the dozen babes here, I think that my disappointment can be attributed more to the poses than the women, because this is a very good lot.

There are four women who are not unencumbered by the way they were told to shoot, but I want to single out four also-rans whose hotness shines through and would have made my best if not for something.  Amber, from Mesa, Ariz., has ample breasts, and Auna, of Madeira Beach, Fla., has an exotic (I want to say South Asian?) look that you don't see at Hooters (either in the calendar or at a restaurant) often but should.  Unfortunately, their hands are placed in front of their bodies, and that remains a huge distraction.  Meawhile, Romana of Weston, Fla., and Kayla of Montreal look absolutely gorgeous, but they're posed in strict side profile, thereby depriving us a chance to look at them in all their proper glory.  (Kayla, in particular, bums me out; she is wearing a dark one-piece with just a little sideboob, and she could be showing off her ass, but there's no way to tell because she's posed in side profile.)

So, to the clear top four ... in fourth place is Kylie of San Diego.  Not a fan of her hands nearly touching her shoulders, and the sides of her hair are kind of hiding her face.  But she's posing fully at the camera, and she is so showing off her nice body in a red two-piece bikini whose bottoms are the ones that tie up on both sides.  I like bikini bottoms like that.

In third comes Brianna, out of Joliet, Ill.  She is posed in slightly side profile, but she's turned just enough our way that we can see her cute, hot body in a camouflage two-piece.  Her cute face and her cute smile are vivacious, too!

Second place goes to Victoria, of St. Petersburg, Fla.  She is wearing a pale blue (maybe eggshell?) one-piece, but its design cuts a hole on around her stomach, and you can tell she is both tall and strong.  She is totally facing us and so her figure is bam!

Finally, the winner is the Main Girl, Lizzie from Chicago.  Long blonde hair, tiger print two-piece bikini, and she's got a set of bazoombas underneath that top.  Not smiling, but her beautiful face is seductive.  Guess it helps when that whole package is blown up to the size of a photo bigger than all the others.  But she's fantastic nevertheless, so congratulations to Lizzie.

And no worries, I have just masturbated to all of them.