Damn Laptop Really Might Be On Its Last Legs Now

I was going to talk about how the opening wallpaper on my laptop, the one before I enter a password to get to my screen, which usually changes because I signed up with Bing to rotate wallpaper, has not changed in the last week, maybe two weeks.  But now I have to note that the keyboard is red hot.  Seriously, if I keep typing on this, I'll burn my hands.

Broken fan?  Blocked vents?  Old battery?  Old laptop?  I'll try and get the battery changed, whenever that is, and then I'll ask them to clean the insides.  And if it still doesn't work, well. ...