ATF Missed Connection Again? You Gotta Be Fuckin' Kidding Me

I was ready to go down to My Favorite Stripclub (Cover Edition) to see my ATF there, ******a.  This place is great because they have a webpage that shows the roster every day, and I believe it's accurate.  And she ain't workin' tonight.  Dammit.  I was going to switch into my porno pants and a t-shirt that says "Elect Hoes" on it and go there straight from work.

This is the second time this has happened.  The first time was the Friday of Memorial Weekend.  And like today, I was checking the strip club website every day leading up to the day I was going to visit to make sure she was working and not on a weeklong vacation, as she has told me she tries to do from time to time.  I thought that is she was working through the week, she'd work through the more lucrative weekend.  I've been wrong both times, and although she doesn't owe me a damn thing, I hate that my plan to see her has fallen through a second time.

Tonight I guess I'll work out.  The community center I go to is in summer hours where they are closed Friday evenings and Sundays.  Saturdays over there may be a madhouse, but I think it's worth it to work out on a Saturday night at least once this summer.  As for ******a, well, I'll try again next Friday.  I'm scared, though, that she'll take Independence Weekend off, in which case I probably will just go some time the week after just to see her, planning be damned.